BigJimsWornOutTires
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Yeah, a grown man living with his Mother he called, Mother. I had to. Trust me. Before that, I had my own place as I always did. But I was needed so I went.
Yeah, its a pickle dickle getting your dick wet living with Mother. I bring home the woman, she's giving her dirty looks. "Not in this house, Jim," Mother says then snubs her nose at the bar lush sitting next to her.
"No, problem, I'll take her to a hotel."
Mother looks back at her then at me, "I wouldn't waste your money on a nice one, take her to one on Martin Luther King."
Shocked, my date recoils and abruptly stands. She says, "How dare you, woman! I'm not a whore!"
Mother chuckles looking at me and reacts, "Like you can get anything better." She begins laughing and starts choking in joy as my bar lush rushes out of the house with tears escaping her eyes, I don't deserve any of this! Both of you are fucked in your heads!
Boo hoo fucking hoo, I remind myself.
The moral of the story. If you want somebody, you gotta get your own place.
Yeah, its a pickle dickle getting your dick wet living with Mother. I bring home the woman, she's giving her dirty looks. "Not in this house, Jim," Mother says then snubs her nose at the bar lush sitting next to her.
"No, problem, I'll take her to a hotel."
Mother looks back at her then at me, "I wouldn't waste your money on a nice one, take her to one on Martin Luther King."
Shocked, my date recoils and abruptly stands. She says, "How dare you, woman! I'm not a whore!"
Mother chuckles looking at me and reacts, "Like you can get anything better." She begins laughing and starts choking in joy as my bar lush rushes out of the house with tears escaping her eyes, I don't deserve any of this! Both of you are fucked in your heads!
Boo hoo fucking hoo, I remind myself.
The moral of the story. If you want somebody, you gotta get your own place.
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