
tyronechadmax
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I sit alone on my throne as the shit king, it’s not even fucking close either, the sheer size of the logs that I lay out would make you think I’m some 8 feet tall 400 pound Sasquatch. My anus is as loose as BBC exclusive pornstar with 500 bodies. Everytime I shit I have to watch anxiously to see if my absolute unit of a butt nugget will go down the toilet (90 percent of the time it gets stuck halfway). I have even bought myself a poop knife recently, I like to pretend I’m an anime character while slicing and dicing my dookie bricks sometimes. Thankfully due to the dookie dagger my shits go down peacefully now.
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