I pray realistically

[Lonenely sigma]

I know that the chance of god actually being on my side and helping me is next to 0


So, what I do instead is, I pray my trade offers to him.

For instance:

"Hey god, could you help me pass the test next week? In return, you can make me hit my head on the concrete while driving my bike during a beautiful summer day"

This way I assure god my life will continue to suck just as much, and yeah, he seems to respect this.

 

[Vermilioncore]

He doesn’t take bargains

We have to accept defeat

 

[Lonenely sigma]

He doesn’t take bargains

We have to accept defeat

Even if... I... break my arm?

 

[liberty]

high iq

 

[valentine]

wow thats so high iq

 

[Seba]

I know that the chance of god actually being on my side and helping me is next to 0


So, what I do instead is, I pray my trade offers to him.

For instance:

"Hey god, could you help me pass the test next week? In return, you can make me hit my head on the concrete while driving my bike during a beautiful summer day"

This way I assure god my life will continue to suck just as much, and yeah, he seems to respect this.

How much do i have to give to god so that he makes me the khan of mongolia

 

[Lonenely sigma]

How much do i have to give to god so that he makes me the khan of mongolia

Ughhh man I think you

You may have to delete your .org account. Idk. You should ask him tho

 

[Deleted member 91301]

Low IQ retarded post

 

[Deleted member 72910]

Nigga said trade offers bro

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Low IQ retarded post

My only .org fan turned against me, its over

 

[Deleted member 91301]

My only .org fan turned against me, its over

I didn't, i was just saying that if you actually do what you said you're retarded and thats not how it works. If you wanna learn about God read the Bible

 

[Lonenely sigma]

I didn't, i was just saying that if you actually do what you said you're retarded and thats not how it works. If you wanna learn about God read the Bible

No bible for my face broski. I leave religioncoping to you though. Thats just not for me personally

 

[Deleted member 117946]

This is genuis

 

[Deleted member 118164]

I know that the chance of god actually being on my side and helping me is next to 0


So, what I do instead is, I pray my trade offers to him.

For instance:

"Hey god, could you help me pass the test next week? In return, you can make me hit my head on the concrete while driving my bike during a beautiful summer day"

This way I assure god my life will continue to suck just as much, and yeah, he seems to respect this.

this is just on an another level

 

[Deleted member 91301]

No bible for my face broski. I leave religioncoping to you though. Thats just not for me personally

Cope harder