I re-measured my penis (erect version)

[Michael Myers]

I used a measuring tape for both length and girth. Ruler gives me higher numbers (between 6.7 and 7.1 inches BP), but I feel these numbers are more accurate.

• Length
  • 5.875 inches NBP (or 5.9 inches)
  • 6.5 inches BP

• Girth
  • The tip is 5.5 inches around*
  • Below the tip is 5.3125 inches around (or 5.3 inches)
  • Thickest part is 5.875 inches (or 5.9 inches)
  • The base is 5.5 inches around

* This measurement is the strangest, because flaccid it’s 5.25 and erect it’s 5.5, despite the fact the difference is a lot more pronounced. It was the trickiest part to measure when erect. Perhaps I measured incorrectly when flaccid because the difference is just too much for it to be a 0.25 inch difference.

I could claim 5.9 x 5.9 but instead I will claim 6.5 x 5.75 because I prefer to sell myself short, since girth is more important than length is and I would rather understate and overdeliver than overstate and underdeliver.

 

[Michael Myers]

@Autismcel @ShawarmaFilth

 

[Charisma]

Amazing cock

 

[Autismcel]

Still a girthmogger

 

[silencio]

Good cock man. Send visual representation in PMs

 

[Hamdan]

I used a measuring tape for both length and girth. Ruler gives me higher numbers (between 6.7 and 7.1 inches BP), but I feel these numbers are more accurate.

• Length
  • 5.875 inches NBP (or 5.9 inches)
  • 6.5 inches BP

• Girth
  • The tip is 5.5 inches around*
  • Below the tip is 5.3125 inches around (or 5.3 inches)
  • Thickest part is 5.875 inches (or 5.9 inches)
  • The base is 5.5 inches around

* This measurement is the strangest, because flaccid it’s 5.25 and erect it’s 5.5, despite the fact the difference is a lot more pronounced. It was the trickiest part to measure when erect. Perhaps I measured incorrectly when flaccid because the difference is just too much for it to be a 0.25 inch difference.

I could claim 5.9 x 5.9 but instead I will claim 6.5 x 5.75 because I prefer to sell myself short, since girth is more important than length is and I would rather understate and overdeliver than overstate and underdeliver.

Mirin Bhai! Pakistani cock must be injected to every race for our genes to spread

 

[n9wiff]

Im 5.8 too bhai


cock bros

 

[raleqtambrobret]

@Michael Myers
Do you know that website that shows the rarity of your size?
Is it true, and if so, can you send me the link?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

@Michael Myers
Do you know that website that shows the rarity of your size?
Is it true, and if so, can you send me the link?

Calcsd

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Ok so 6.5 bp and 6 girth solid size would be dicklet if it wasnt for girth’s

 

[CoreSchizo]

I used a measuring tape for both length and girth. Ruler gives me higher numbers (between 6.7 and 7.1 inches BP), but I feel these numbers are more accurate.

• Length
  • 5.875 inches NBP (or 5.9 inches)
  • 6.5 inches BP

• Girth
  • The tip is 5.5 inches around*
  • Below the tip is 5.3125 inches around (or 5.3 inches)
  • Thickest part is 5.875 inches (or 5.9 inches)
  • The base is 5.5 inches around

* This measurement is the strangest, because flaccid it’s 5.25 and erect it’s 5.5, despite the fact the difference is a lot more pronounced. It was the trickiest part to measure when erect. Perhaps I measured incorrectly when flaccid because the difference is just too much for it to be a 0.25 inch difference.

I could claim 5.9 x 5.9 but instead I will claim 6.5 x 5.75 because I prefer to sell myself short, since girth is more important than length is and I would rather understate and overdeliver than overstate and underdeliver.

My dick is 3 inches can’t relate

 

[arabcelxxx]

Your midshaft is 5.9 inches around? Mirin

 

[cytoplasm]

 

[jisko32]

Show it

 

[St.TikTokcel]

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6 inch girth = fakecel

 

[Michael Myers]

Amazing cock

Thanks!

 

[ElTruecel]

Does your cock mog you

 

[Michael Myers]

Still a girthmogger

I wish it was 5.5 uniformly instead of 5.5+ at the thickest part. Women don’t like it more than 5.5 because it makes them sore.

 

[Michael Myers]

Good cock man. Send visual representation in PMs

Thanks bhai! I do have a dick pic but unfortunately I cannot show it to others.

 

[Michael Myers]

Mirin Bhai! Pakistani cock must be injected to every race for our genes to spread

Thanks bhai! And JFL.

 

[Michael Myers]

Im 5.8 too bhai


cock bros

Mirin!

 

[Michael Myers]

@Michael Myers
Do you know that website that shows the rarity of your size?
Is it true, and if so, can you send me the link?

CalcSD but I don’t think it’s as accurate. People treat it as gospel but it’s just something you should take with a grain of salt.

 

[Michael Myers]

My dick is 3 inches can’t relate

Mine is 3 inches flaccid sometimes.

 

[Michael Myers]

Your midshaft is 5.9 inches around? Mirin

Rounded up to 5.9, yes. Otherwise 5.875 according to the measuring tape.

 

[Michael Myers]

Ok so 6.5 bp and 6 girth solid size would be dicklet if it wasnt for girth’s

6 inch girth = fakecel

It’s not 6 inches, it’s 5.875 (or 5.9). If it’s not 6 on the dot, I won’t claim it. That’s why I go with 5.75 because at least I can truly claim it and to be on the safer side. Imagine someone whips out a measuring tape and sees it’s not 6 on the dot, they would call me a fraud.

 

[Michael Myers]

Does your cock mog you

Honestly? Yes. It’s a pretty damn good-looking cock. Looks proportional, big head, etc.

 

[Michael Myers]

View attachment 2972090

CalcSD should be taken with a grain of salt.

 

[Michael Myers]

Show it

I can’t.

 

[Michael Myers]

Good cock man. Send visual representation in PMs

Actually… there is something. I’ll send.

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

no pic no care

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

It’s not 6 inches, it’s 5.875 (or 5.9). If it’s not 6 on the dot, I won’t claim it. That’s why I go with 5.75 because at least I can truly claim it and to be on the safer side. Imagine someone whips out a measuring tape and sees it’s not 6 on the dot, they would call me a fraud.

5.9 is 6 lol no one would feel the difference but u do u

 

[Michael Myers]

no pic no care

Check PM. (Closest I can do to a dick pic).

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Check PM. (Closest I can do to a dick pic).

Send sar plsss

 

[Michael Myers]

5.9 is 6 lol no one would feel the difference but u do u

You have a point, the difference is not much but still, I am honest to myself and others.

 

[Michael Myers]

Send sar plsss

Will do.

 

[ambi]

I think its so cool how drastically your size keeps changing, shapeshifter type shit

 

[Michael Myers]

I think its so cool how drastically your size keeps changing, shapeshifter type shit

It’s not changing at all. I used to make joke posts in the past, I measured 6.88 with ruler for instance but said here it was 4.88 for shits and giggles. But some people took my shitposts seriously.

 

[ambi]

It’s not changing at all. I used to make joke posts in the past, I measured 6.88 with ruler for instance but said here it was 4.88 for shits and giggles. But some people took my shitposts seriously.

it also used to be 6 bp with 5 girth before but its basic biology that everyday the size changes

 

[Michael Myers]

it also used to be 6 bp with 5 girth before but its basic biology that everyday the size changes

Erection quality can vary, though. Never claimed I had 5 inches girth when erect. I said 6 x 5 is the start of big, I didn’t say I was 6 x 5.

 

[ambi]

Erection quality can vary, though. Never claimed I had 5 inches girth when erect. I said 6 x 5 is the start of big, I didn’t say I was 6 x 5.

dont get me wrong i dont blame u, after spending so much on the site u either get lost in the larps or just straight up get bored and start sayin random shit lmao

 

[Michael Myers]

dont get me wrong i dont blame u, after spending so much on the site u either get lost in the larps or just straight up get bored and start sayin random shit lmao

I can assure you, I’m not LARPing about the numbers in the OP. What do I gain from that? You can ask @silencio and @ShawarmaFilth and @IAMNOTANINCEL to confirm, I’ve sent them a visual representation of it.

 

[silencio]

I can assure you, I’m not LARPing about the numbers in the OP. What do I gain from that? You can ask @silencio and @ShawarmaFilth and @IAMNOTANINCEL to confirm, I’ve sent them a visual representation of it.

I can confirm. Idek how bro can wear pants.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I can assure you, I’m not LARPing about the numbers in the OP. What do I gain from that? You can ask @silencio and @ShawarmaFilth and @IAMNOTANINCEL to confirm, I’ve sent them a visual representation of it.

It’s a pretty shitty representation but it matches what ur saying

Obv it doesnt match the measured length cuz its a shadow or whatver

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I can confirm. Idek how bro can wear pants.

Can u post ur measurement on my prodile page

@Michael Myers u too

 

[ambi]

I can assure you, I’m not LARPing about the numbers in the OP. What do I gain from that? You can ask @silencio and @ShawarmaFilth and @IAMNOTANINCEL to confirm, I’ve sent them a visual representation of it.

So your EQ changes your girth by like .7 and BP lenght by 1.1 inch

 

[chrisN]

Mog me

 

[silencio]

Can u post ur measurement on my prodile page

@Michael Myers u too

Wdym

 

[Azonin]

tfw you're an outlier:

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Wdym

Post it as a comment on my profile

 

[Azonin]

tfw you're an outlier:

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i dont know how to feel about this, i have a long dick but relatively its not thick