I realize now my new purpose to fight a chimpanzee

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Originally I wrote this thread as a joke. However, I realized it is absolutely possible to beat a chimpanzee if you cut off its meta of biting and trying to rip off your face or dick.

Right now I’m at 124 pounds, 5’8 at 17. I realized that if I dedicate the next 10 years towards pushing my body beyond its physical limits, I can beat a chimpanzee. i’m gonna start microfacturing my knuckles, shins and elbows. When I have a job, I’m going to invest in both test and HGH. When I have enough money, I will get PMAX nail LL. I will also train in a martial art, force myself thru physical therapy and try to train my type 2 muscles. I’m gonna wear chainmail, an iron mask, a metal jockstrap, and steel toed boots along with injecting a high dose of methamphetamine the day of the fight.

I’ve decided I want the greatest fight of my lifetime after my whole life being weak.
If you want to graciously donate you sure can but soon once I show you more and more results so you know I’m not bullshitting.
 
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Originally I wrote this thread as a joke. However, I realized it is absolutely possible to beat a chimpanzee if you cut off its meta of biting and trying to rip off your face or dick.

Right now I’m at 124 pounds, 5’8 at 17. I realized that if I dedicate the next 10 years towards pushing my body beyond its physical limits, I can beat a chimpanzee. i’m gonna start microfacturing my knuckles, shins and elbows. When I have a job, I’m going to invest in both test and HGH. When I have enough money, I will get PMAX nail LL. I will also train in a martial art, force myself thru physical therapy and try to train my type 2 muscles. I’m gonna wear chainmail, an iron mask, a metal jockstrap, and steel toed boots along with injecting a high dose of methamphetamine the day of the fight.

I’ve decided I want the greatest fight of my lifetime after my whole life being weak.
If you want to graciously donate you sure can but soon once I show you more and more results so you know I’m not bullshitting.
Chimp absolutely destroys an average person no diff
 
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DNR nice sematary avatar

 
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DNR nice sematary avatar


Yessir rainbow bridge is my favorite sematary album next to hundred acre wrist. My favorite song off rainbow bridge would be toolbox for sure
 
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