I regret learning to goon

[Deleted member 76351]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

i agree tbh, i have lost some iq due to intense masturbation and edging

 

[grungymallard97]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

i agree tbh, i have lost some iq due to intense masturbation and edging

Have u guys unlocked flicker gooning yet

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Have u guys unlocked flicker gooning yet

dude i have been goon battling with strangers for a while now, u basically start with 100 hp the 1st one to lose all hp becomes the cumslut for the winner. currently 128 - 6 (w - L)

 

[RXnd]

Glad I stopped around 3 years ago

 

[grungymallard97]

dude i have been goon battling with strangers for a while now, u basically start with 100 hp the 1st one to lose all hp becomes the cumslut for the winner. currently 128 - 6 (w - L)

What rank ru on jerkmate

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

What rank ru on jerkmate

currently distinguished master guardian

 

[Xsane]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

When I tell my kids that they should not enter that type of sites, they would think I am annoying, but I just want to save them

 

[RXnd]

What rank ru on jerkmate

Is that an actual real thing I thought it was a TikTok meme

 

[grungymallard97]

currently distinguished master guardian

I’m only gold 2 rn I lost to a foid how embarassing

 

[grungymallard97]

Is that an actual real thing I thought it was a TikTok meme

It is NOT a real thing bro I’m a tiktokcel

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

I’m only gold 2 rn I lost to a foid how embarassing

it gets tough as u rank up, currently facing a submissive femboy with a small penis

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Is that an actual real thing I thought it was a TikTok meme

jerkmate is real but not the ranks lol

 

[Deleted member 76351]

it gets tough as u rank up, currently facing a submissive femboy with a small penis

How can u Cum to that wft

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

How can u Cum to that wft

dude i have been gooning for 11 years you think a vagina is gonna satisfy my dopamine fried brain

 

[blackestpill]

dude i have been gooning for 11 years you think a vagina is gonna satisfy my dopamine fried brain

11 years is fucked

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

11 years is fucked

im 17 to remind u

 

[grungymallard97]

it gets tough as u rank up, currently facing a submissive femboy with a small penis

That’s just unfair him having a smaller penis means he can stroke in a 2:1 ratio compared to u

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

That’s just unfair him having a smaller penis means he can stroke in a 2:1 ratio compared to u

oh he doesnt stroke it like me, he starts jumping on a dildo or smth

 

[grungymallard97]

oh he doesnt stroke it like me, he starts jumping on a dildo or smth

Dildo method needs patching it’s unfair atp

 

[Deleted member 76351]

dude i have been gooning for 11 years you think a vagina is gonna satisfy my dopamine fried brain

Fuck a cow

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Fuck a cow

see thats the thing, i would never even fuck a femboy. but like when im jerking it idc what it is, it just needs to be stimulant enough for my fucked brain. sex is overrated asf

 

[Deleted member 76351]

see thats the thing, i would never even fuck a femboy. but like when im jerking it idc what it is, it just needs to be stimulant enough for my fucked brain. sex is overrated asf

Bro it's a man that uses that hole to shit out waste. why brah?

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Bro it's a man that uses that hole to shit out waste why brah

yeah thats what i think during post nut clarity sucks honestly. dude i have like an underwear that i have been using to clean my cum for the past 3 years maybe and ive never washed it. its smell and color is just

 

[Deleted member 76351]

yeah thats what i think during post nut clarity sucks honestly. dude i have like an underwear that i have been using to clean my cum for the past 3 years maybe and ive never washed it. its smell and color is just

Jesus wtf u gotta win the weirdest user award

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

Jesus wtf u gotta win the weirdest user award

thank god i havent mentioned my cumsock

 

[Deleted member 76351]

thank god i havent mentioned my cumsock

plz don't.

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

You have money, time, and you're smart.

You could do anything if you stop gooning.

 

[Deleted member 76351]

You have money, time, and you're smart.

You could do anything if you stop gooning.

I want to make 2025 a year of positive sacrifices tbh

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

I want to make 2025 a year of positive sacrifices tbh

me too man me too, I NEED TO PUT MY DICK INSIDE A FEMALE BY FEB 17

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Yes I want to make 2025 a year of positive sacrifices tbh

Think about what your purpose is. If you could do anything, what would you want to build? Or create for the world. Or become for the world.

We all have a purpose. Something special our DNA has given us potential for, IF we give it our sole focus, maybe for twenty years, maybe thirty or more, but something special.

 

[hoping to improve]

dude i have been gooning for 11 years you think a vagina is gonna satisfy my dopamine fried brain

bro it’s you again i have an update on the girl im talking to

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

bro it’s you again i have an update on the girl im talking to

yoooo my favorite latinafucker, how is it going bro

 

[ItsOverLawg]

Before 15 I was literally Einstein level smart (in minecraft).

I remember explaining relativity to my physics teacher including the maths formula ect.

I mean I still have a degree in computer science but I think jerking off just depletes that inner energy and aura.

Now I need to do it to keep myself sane as I lack any intimacy.

WE all beating ourselves to this thread bro

 

[hoping to improve]

yoooo my favorite latinafucker, how is it going bro

great man she wants me

 

[Deleted member 76351]

Think about what your purpose is. If you could do anything, what would you want to build? Or create for the world. Or become for the world.

We all have a purpose. Something special our DNA has given us potential for, IF we give it our sole focus, maybe for twenty years, maybe thirty or more, but something special.

yes that is a wise reflection.ambitition needs to be purpose driven. Like for example what's the point of being super rich? It needs a purpose. Perhaps that purpose can be a simple as hardmaxxing or freeing my family from the wageslave system.

 

[Deleted member 91545]

@upcoming gooner Humble him.

 

[hoping to improve]

yoooo my favorite latinafucker, how is it going bro

how’s it going

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

great man she wants me View attachment 3441578

see bro i told u she does now fuck her.

 

[hoping to improve]

WE all beating ourselves to this thread bro

on my 3rd blank

 

[Deleted member 91545]

I might start gooning cause i have no control and nut in less than 2 minutes

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

how’s it going

nothing much man just jerking my shit and coping that i will fuck a girl within a month

 

[hoping to improve]

see bro i told u she does now fuck her.

she’s not like that she’s cool fr she wouldn’t do that

 

[hoping to improve]

nothing much man just jerking my shit and coping that i will fuck a girl within a month

this was my lifestyle a few months ago

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

I might start gooning cause i have no control and nut in less than 2 minutes

control ur breathing and when u are about to cum imagine that ure fucking ur grandma - simple

 

[Deleted member 76351]

me too man me too, I NEED TO PUT MY DICK INSIDE A FEMALE BY FEB 17

That's yr birthday I'm assuming ye?

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

this was my lifestyle a few months ago

bro i told u, i pull easily but i cant fuckkkk. like these bitches wanna stay virgin. like in our class all girls are virgins bro like we are seniors bruhh

 

[Deleted member 91545]

control ur breathing and when u are about to cum imagine that ure fucking ur grandma - simple

Ive done that it doesnt work AT ALL i think its cause of how i was circumcised tbh

 

[chadlitemaxxing]

That's yr birthday I'm assuming ye?

yup

 

[hoping to improve]

bro i told u, i pull easily but i cant fuckkkk. like these bitches wanna stay virgin. like in our class all girls are virgins bro like we are seniors bruhh

you have to respect that