I REject two begging whores at a bar

[bananacoffee]

I was at the bar a couple of hours ago, and some fat whale came over asking me to buy her a drink.

She asked me to buy her a "Pornstar" and I said "No", 2 minutes later her hot-as-fuck HTB gothic friend came while me & her were chatting, and told me "Oh Sorry about her we are lesbians, shes my girlfriend. So go Away now." rudely.

I told her "She asked me to buy her a drink" then she (hot goth) was like "Oh, can you buy us both a drink? A double pornstar for each of us."

I replied "Why would I buy you a drink? Why dont you 2 split and buy me a drink?"

She replied "Because you're a man, so you should buy the drinks."

I replied "I'm a trans, I transitioned from female to male 3 years ago. So buy me a drink."

Then she stayed quiet and didn't know what to say


Get fucked street begging AIDS sluts.

Bonus: I got to watch them kiss for a good 10 seconds, When they said "We're lesbians" I replied "Prove it" and they kissed. (Obv I was watching the hot goth).

Walked out with Free p0rn

 

[TheAbyssinian]

Tales from the slums of district 9

 

[bananacoffee]

Tales from the slums of district 9

what does that mean

 

[Deleted member 6128]

what does that mean

He’s saying your lying telling tales lmao

 

[bananacoffee]

He’s saying your lying telling tales lmao

why would i lie, + it was a very specific story, i went there on friday night with my friend

 

[vermillioncorefan]

i wanna destroy a lesbian chick

 

[micheal445]

This didn't happen retard

 

[The Grinch]

You watched a landwhale kissing the woman that you will never have, so they cuckolded you hard JFL at your IQ

 

[Akhi]

She replied "Because you're a man, so you should buy the drinks."

I replied "I'm a trans, I transitioned from female to male 3 years ago. So buy me a drink."

Then she stayed quiet and didn't know what to say

op has 0 game

no face for your autism

 

[TheDragon]

 

[Gus17]

Autism.org

 

[bananacoffee]

op has 0 game

no face for your autism

she's lesbian, why would i care about "gaming" her.

(btw "game" is just cope. she either likes your looks or not.)

 

[darkness97]

this is so legit. typical night around 20-somethings who are "quirky" and "different".

 

[Bloatedcelbag]

I was at the bar a couple of hours ago, and some fat whale came over asking me to buy her a drink.

She asked me to buy her a "Pornstar" and I said "No", 2 minutes later her hot-as-fuck HTB gothic friend came while me & her were chatting, and told me "Oh Sorry about her we are lesbians, shes my girlfriend. So go Away now." rudely.

I told her "She asked me to buy her a drink" then she (hot goth) was like "Oh, can you buy us both a drink? A double pornstar for each of us."

I replied "Why would I buy you a drink? Why dont you 2 split and buy me a drink?"

She replied "Because you're a man, so you should buy the drinks."

I replied "I'm a trans, I transitioned from female to male 3 years ago. So buy me a drink."

Then she stayed quiet and didn't know what to say


Get fucked street begging AIDS sluts.

Bonus: I got to watch them kiss for a good 10 seconds, When they said "We're lesbians" I replied "Prove it" and they kissed. (Obv I was watching the hot goth).

Walked out with Free p0rn

Good, send those delusional cunts tfo of there

 

[Deleted member 33757]

fuck off larper