I remember my bday

[Deleted member 10042]

I partied with a harem of stacies in Dubai then we flew out to saint Tropez

We had a gang bang on route in the private jet the pilot was a stacey who joined in after setting the plane to autopilot

Now she mite be preg what shall I do

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Dee dee doodie check

 

[Deleted member 8919]

You sound like an incel

 

[Deleted member 2403]

My last birthday, I slept like half the day, the other half I just browsed .me and drank lots of fanta

My parents didn't even wish me happy birthday, of course no friends did that either cause I have none

 

[IdiAmin]

Go, go, go, go
Go @Zakamg it's your birthday
We gonna party like it's your birthday
We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday

 

[Enfant terrible]

 

[Deleted member 10042]

My parents didn't even wish me happy birthday, of course no friends did that either cause I have none

Parents always wish me a happy bday
But the friends bit and drinking 2 litres of soft drink is very relatable

 

[Deleted member 10042]

You sound like an incel

M8 u are fat asf and have a micropenis just stop

 

[Deleted member 8919]

M8 u are fat asf and have a micropenis just stop

I would rather be fat than an incel in denial like you

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I would rather be fat than an incel in denial like you

I'm not in denial ur just captain obvious

Where did i deny it u fat bastard

 

[Deleted member 8919]

I'm not in denial ur just captain obvious

Where did i deny it u fat bastard

You are also fat and ethnic and short

 

[Deleted member 10042]

You are also fat and ethnic and short

No im not as fat as u
I'm slightly overweight and on a deficit

 

[Deleted member 8919]

No im not fat
I'm slightly overweight and on a deficit

I mog you

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I mog you

Whatever helps u sleep at night

 

[Deleted member 8919]

Whatever helps u sleep at night

 

[Deleted member 10042]

I knew a chad thats incelish ngl he has no personality and got dumped by a Portuguese becky
Personality matters after a certain threshold of looks

 

[Deleted member 10042]

@Wallenberg why are u so kind easily the nicest guy on here

 

[Wallenberg]

@Wallenberg why are u so kind easily the nicest guy on here

I'm doing well in life so I don't have to be bitter on the internet.