I replaced my oneitis

Lonenely sigma

Lonenely sigma

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Remember the previous love of my life? You know, the one I was born on exactly the same day with, the one who lives 100 meters away, the one who went to hs with me....?


... yeah, she's soooo 2024. My new crush works in a local bakery, she seems to be in her 20s and is a bit older than me.


Her face is sooo cat-like its amazing, she's so cute. And the way she packaged my bread and asked me: "anything else for you, sir?"... omg omg she's so perfect.

I go there every other day so she recognizes me already, she probably knows what my favorite bread type is, omg we are made for each other frfr
 
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Remember the previous love of my life? You know, the one I was born on exactly the same day with, the one who lives 100 meters away, the one who went to hs with me....?


... yeah, she's soooo 2024. My new crush works in a local bakery, she seems to be in her 20s and is a bit older than me.


Her face is sooo cat-like its amazing, she's so cute. And the way she packaged my bread and asked me: "anything else for you, sir?"... omg omg she's so perfect.

I go there every other day so she recognizes me already, she probably knows what my favorite bread type is, omg we are made for eachother frfr
I work as a baker in a bakery all the girl are so nice and attractive
 
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kazi joj "Razumem zasto radis u pekari posto si....skroz dobra" i tvoja je

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kazi joj "Razumem zasto radis u pekari posto si....skroz dobra" i tvoja je

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Kako si znao da je skroz dobra aloooo
 
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Nice new sigma avi
 
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Kako si znao da je skroz dobra aloooo
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the reason she isnt sucking u off right there on the spot is because u are buying bread and eating gluten, u deserve being incel
 
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the reason she isnt sucking u off right there on the spot is because u are buying bread and eating gluten, u deserve being incel
Muh sucking me off.

I just want to hug her and kiss her. I want to lay next to her while she caresses my hair and tells me:

"Who is my cute little bread? Cute little fruit-filled croasant?"

-its me, mommy! Its me!

"you were a brave little boy when you asked me out. You should've known already, my cat-like aesthetic will obviously like your cat-like aesthetics. We were made for eachother"

-...

"Awww, is someone asleep? Thats alright. Its been a long stressful day for my brave little boy. You can sleep on your mommy now"
 
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I just want love from her, not muh having sex. Imagine her complimenting me... thats all I want. Love and affection
 
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Muh sucking me off.

I just want to hug her and kiss her. I want to lay next to her while she caresses my hair and tells me:

"Who is my cute little bread? Cute little fruit-filled croasant?"

-its me, mommy! Its me!

"you were a brave little boy when you asked me out. You should've known already, my cat-like aesthetic will obviously like your cat-like aesthetics. We were made for eachother"

-...

"Awww, is someone asleep? Thats alright. Its been a long stressful day for my brave little boy. You can sleep on your mommy now"
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As I've said before, I am the only actual human being.

If she liked me I would never want to be with another girl, just with her forever and ever and ever after that.

The fact I replaced my previous oneitis is just a coincidence, but this one is ACTUALLY unreplacable
 
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As I've said before, I am the only actual human being.

If she liked me I would never want to be with another girl, just with her forever and ever and ever after that.

The fact I replaced my previous oneitis is just a coincidence, but this one is ACTUALLY unreplacable
u are male trash and u would be an abuser if u had the looks for it
 
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u are male trash and u would be an abuser if u had the looks for it
No, I am actually morally superior to others, family abusers are degenerates, they fuck lives apart.

I was mentally fucked by my parents, they are good people but still managed to fuck me up, I can only imagine what the actual abusive father does to you.
 
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No, I am actually morally superior to others, family abusers are degenerates, they fuck lives apart.

I was mentally fucked by my parents, they are good people but still managed to fuck me up, I can only imagine what the actual abusive father does to you.
i am 90% sure u would be an abuser, just a guess from the way u handle ur "principles" and that stuff, u would never be able to endure the mental torture relationships are if u had the looks to get into one, u literally dont speak to ur lil bro for weeks when he fucks up something, u are mentally masturbating to the image of ur oneitis crushes imagining they are perfect even though they are human cold emotionless trash and u would get a hard reality shock when u realize how annoying they are also when they meet with ur dumb fuckin balkan "principles"
 
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i am 90% sure u would be an abuser, just a guess from the way u handle ur "principles" and that stuff, u would never be able to endure the mental torture relationships are if u had the looks to get into one, u literally dont speak to ur lil bro for weeks when he fucks up something, u are mentally masturbating to the image of ur oneitis crushes imagining they are perfect even though they are human cold emotionless trash and u would get a hard reality shock when u realize how annoying they are also when they meet with ur dumb fuckin balkan "principles"
Damn, you may actually be right. I am a bit of a trash person, I cut off so many people because they pissed me off over the smallest little details.

Then again, I see myself as the victim here, the fact I see everything as a constant struggle between individuals is because I was a social outcast and realized I have to stand for myself because people are cruel.

I actually did think about some of the things you just said, I heard a boyfriend and a girlfriend argue, and I knew them both, and the guy later told me they forgave each other and are back together. It seemed so cucked to me, I can see myself blocking her over the smallest thing ever.
 
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Damn, you may actually be right. I am a bit of a trash person, I cut off so many people because they pissed me off over the smallest little details.

Then again, I see myself as the victim here, the fact I see everything as a constant struggle between individuals is because I was a social outcast and realized I have to stand for myself because people are cruel.

I actually did think about some of the things you just said, I heard a boyfriend and a girlfriend argue, and I knew them both, and the guy later told me they forgave each other and are back together. It seemed so cucked to me, I can see myself blocking her over the smallest thing ever.
the need to be lucifer looking is probably connected to that as well, u need those perfect looks because u subconciously think it is the only way the girl puts up with ur personality as well and doesnt give u any attitude, gotta break it to u, chad treatment never lasts forever, familiarity always kills sex appeal after a certain period
 
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the need to be lucifer looking is probably connected to that as well, u need those perfect looks because u subconciously think it is the only way the girl puts up with ur personality as well and doesnt give u any attitude, gotta break it to u, chad treatment never lasts forever, familiarity always kills sex appeal after a certain period
You are high-iq ngl, or at least you seem to be because I concluded exactly the same stuff myself many times.

I remember one time when my parents couldn't understand why I want looks so much, telling me I am "good looking enough". Part of it is obsessive, I want the fastest network possible, the highest FPS possible, the highest everything really, looks included, and not having it pisses me off.

But the other part of it may be the fact I know there's nothing cool about me, I am, as my own father described me, "an empty barrel"
 
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You are high-iq ngl, or at least you seem to be because I concluded exactly the same stuff myself many times
Highly intelligent children are more likely to develop higher levels of empathic skills because they are more sensitive to other people's emotional cues, and are better able to understand other people's thoughts and feelings (Hay, Gross, Hoekman, & Rogers, 2007; Lovecky, 2009).
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I am, as my own father described me, "an empty barrel", such stuff coming from ur parents is brutal ngl, they subconciously hit where it hurts the most somehow
 
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I am, as my own father described me, "an empty barrel", such stuff coming from ur parents is brutal ngl, they subconciously hit where it hurts the most somehow
He didn't subconsciously hit there, he did it on purpose because they know of my looks obsession and how much it ruins my life, he told me: "I wish your problems were your looks, then I couldn't blame you, your problem is that you are a fucking retarded narcissistic asshole"

I mean its hard for me to be offended at the second part when I am aware the first part is a cope, my looks ARE a very big fucking issue, but still
 
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