I RUINED A SLEEPOVER

[subhuman1996]

So few years ago, one guy invited me to have sleepover with him and another nigga. It was beginning of the year and he thought I was a chill nice dude. After school, we decided to come at his house. When we arrived, I started jumping on the sofa non stop. But the thing I was drinking water while doing it and at one point I lost control and the bottle fell. So now there was mess but the other kids didnt knew cause they were in kitchen and water spilling didnt nake much noise. When they came tho one of them slipped and kinda fell so since there was also water in sofa I took that opportunity to jump on him and blame it on the water

We fighted a little but then ended up forgetting abt problem. Then evening came, we started eating. That stupid retard gave us some milk cause we were eating cookies. but here is the thing THAT MILK WAS ACTUALLY EXPIRED. But I didn’t tell him and just kept eating the cookies without drinking that crap. THEN CAME NIGHT, it was my perfect chance to get revenge from that nigga who tried poisoning me . So what I did us when everyone was fully slept I went to kitchen quietly (trust me I’m expert when it comes to that) tooo that expired milk, added some toilet water (I WAS SO LUCK THAT DAY BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME TOILETS WITH NO TOILETS JFL ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON IN WHERE I LIVE) added it to the milk bottle and once I was done I came to that scumbags room and threw him the milk then just ran away from his house. But here’s thing I wasn’t done yet. Once I was out of his house I started throwing rocks at his windows. His parents came outside to tell me to get out and stop. Then when school came, that retard told the school so I got suspended for a day

 

[subhuman1996]

@5'7" 3/4s @CantStopTheMog do u guys think I did right thing

 

[subhuman1996]

Bump why no one answered

 

[Bobbyrino]

yes that is tuff

 

[IliaTopuria]

Yeah you’re the problem and no one will ever invite you again and now you call yourself ND

No your just a asshole

 

[turkcelfatcel]

dnrd

 

[subhuman1996]

Yeah you’re the problem and no one will ever invite you again and now you call yourself ND

No your just a asshole

Can u at least explain what ND is?

 

[subhuman1996]

Yeah you’re the problem and no one will ever invite you again and now you call yourself ND

No your just a asshole

How just explain nigga?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

the tldr is op didn't bring a feather pillow and the aesthetics of their underpants pillow fight were totally off

 

[subhuman1996]

the tldr is op didn't bring a feather pillow and the aesthetics of their underpants pillow fight were totally off

There was no pillow fight

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

There was no pillow fight

cuz you fucked it up, incel

 

[subhuman1996]

cuz you fucked it up, incel

How do u know where u there or some shit?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

How do u know where u there or some shit?

I read you op, incel. I was summarizing it for everyone else

 

[subhuman1996]

I read you op, incel. I was summarizing it for everyone else

U should check my other storytime threads tbh let me know what u think of them ans if I did the right thing

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

So few years ago, one guy invited me to have sleepover with him and another nigga. It was beginning of the year and he thought I was a chill nice dude. After school, we decided to come at his house. When we arrived, I started jumping on the sofa non stop. But the thing I was drinking water while doing it and at one point I lost control and the bottle fell. So now there was mess but the other kids didnt knew cause they were in kitchen and water spilling didnt nake much noise. When they came tho one of them slipped and kinda fell so since there was also water in sofa I took that opportunity to jump on him and blame it on the water

We fighted a little but then ended up forgetting abt problem. Then evening came, we started eating. That stupid retard gave us some milk cause we were eating cookies. but here is the thing THAT MILK WAS ACTUALLY EXPIRED. But I didn’t tell him and just kept eating the cookies without drinking that crap. THEN CAME NIGHT, it was my perfect chance to get revenge from that nigga who tried poisoning me . So what I did us when everyone was fully slept I went to kitchen quietly (trust me I’m expert when it comes to that) tooo that expired milk, added some toilet water (I WAS SO LUCK THAT DAY BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME TOILETS WITH NO TOILETS JFL ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON IN WHERE I LIVE) added it to the milk bottle and once I was done I came to that scumbags room and threw him the milk then just ran away from his house. But here’s thing I wasn’t done yet. Once I was out of his house I started throwing rocks at his windows. His parents came outside to tell me to get out and stop. Then when school came, that retard told the school so I got suspended for a day

Nigga no fucking way You're a terrorist

 

[subhuman1996]

Nigga no fucking way You're a terrorist

Wtf why do u niggas keep saying this explain why and how

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Wtf why do u niggas keep saying this explain why and how

Reread your own thread cba

 

[subhuman1996]

Reread your own thread cba

I don’t see anything wrong with it jfl he tried poisoning me with his milk

 

[Aroon]

Nicest and loving christian

 

[subhuman1996]

Nicest and loving christian

But this happened like 4 yrs ago tho

 

[Aroon]

But this happened like 4 yrs ago tho

Nigga you might be the devil himself

 

[subhuman1996]

Nigga you might be the devil himself

WTFFF HOW? WHY U RETARDS KEEP SAYING THIS STFU IF U ALSO LIVED WHERE I LIVE U WOULD BE SO BORED THAT U WOULD ALSO DO CRAZY SHIT

 

[Aroon]

WTFFF HOW? WHY U RETARDS KEEP SAYING STFU IF U ALSO LIVED WHERE I LIVE U WOULD BE SO BORED THAT U WOULD ALSO DO CRAZY SHIT

A true man of god, can resist the temptation. The fact you have such temptations to do such evil is already crazy enough in the first place

 

[subhuman1996]

A true man of god, can resist the temptation. The fact you have such temptations to do such evil is already crazy enough in the first place

Capitilaze G of God first of all

 

[subhuman1996]

A true man of god, can resist the temptation. The fact you have such temptations to do such evil is already crazy enough in the first place

What crazy thing did I do also? Name them

 

[Aroon]

Capitilaze G of God first of all

What crazy thing did I do also? Name them

Nigga..... You poisened your friend for funs sake and then threw rocks at his window And you framed your friend for spilling water on the couch

 

[subhuman1996]

Nigga..... You poisened your friend for funs sake and then threw rocks at his window And you framed your friend for spilling water on the couch

I also threw rocks at the guy I argued with today actually. It happened today ALSO WHEN TF DID I POISON SPMWONE

 

[Aroon]

I also threw rocks at the guy I argued with today actually. It happened today ALSO WHEN TF DID I POISON SPMWONE

By throwing expired milk with toilet water on them..... And you just now threw rocks at someone.

 

[subhuman1996]

By throwing expired milk with toilet water on them..... And you just now threw rocks at someone.

I was actually pretty lucky to find water on his toilets tbh most toilets here in Qaanaaq dont have water jfl

 

[Aroon]

I was actually pretty lucky to find water on his toilets tbh most toilets here in Qaanaaq dont hace water jfl

Yk for god to forgive your sins after you repent. You have to actually want to change and to not sin again. So as of right now if you die. You are going down to that one place

 

[5'7" 3/4s]

op JFL

Wtf, nigga U gotta be autistic,

 

[subhuman1996]

op JFL

Wtf, nigga U gotta be autistic,

Why dude how

 

[CheifCessation]

So few years ago, one guy invited me to have sleepover with him and another nigga. It was beginning of the year and he thought I was a chill nice dude. After school, we decided to come at his house. When we arrived, I started jumping on the sofa non stop. But the thing I was drinking water while doing it and at one point I lost control and the bottle fell. So now there was mess but the other kids didnt knew cause they were in kitchen and water spilling didnt nake much noise. When they came tho one of them slipped and kinda fell so since there was also water in sofa I took that opportunity to jump on him and blame it on the water

We fighted a little but then ended up forgetting abt problem. Then evening came, we started eating. That stupid retard gave us some milk cause we were eating cookies. but here is the thing THAT MILK WAS ACTUALLY EXPIRED. But I didn’t tell him and just kept eating the cookies without drinking that crap. THEN CAME NIGHT, it was my perfect chance to get revenge from that nigga who tried poisoning me . So what I did us when everyone was fully slept I went to kitchen quietly (trust me I’m expert when it comes to that) tooo that expired milk, added some toilet water (I WAS SO LUCK THAT DAY BECAUSE THERE ARE SOME TOILETS WITH NO TOILETS JFL ITS ACTUALLY PRETTY COMMON IN WHERE I LIVE) added it to the milk bottle and once I was done I came to that scumbags room and threw him the milk then just ran away from his house. But here’s thing I wasn’t done yet. Once I was out of his house I started throwing rocks at his windows. His parents came outside to tell me to get out and stop. Then when school came, that retard told the school so I got suspended for a day

Should’ve shitted the milk out on his face JFL