I sat down with BBC in park, i later cried hugging him

[Deleted member 48681]

I was going down the park trail until I see a beautiful landscape scene

It looked magical

I saw a long bench with a BBC reading a book on it

I decided to become NT a sit down with him

But I never knew what was coming next...

"Can I sit here BBC"

"Ong gang cuhhhh on dead dogs cuhhhh u my homie cuhhhhhh"

I didnt know whether or not i was going to get shot or his broken BBC english was a kind gesture to sit

1 hour goes by

I describe how I worship his kind becuase I'm scared of a takeover

He looks at me

Deep eye contact

.....

He smiles with a kind look

"You will be ok shitskin, you are safe from takeover"

I cried in his arms and told him goodbye

He later turned his dick into a perpeler

Then flew into the sunset

Thank you BBC

Hope to be with your kind soon

 

[Deleted member 32285]

Become his boywife you zesty nig

 

[Deleted member 48681]

Become his boywife you zesty nig

Cope

 

[Deleted member 48681]

H

 

[gr34ter]

bro got banned for schizoposting

 

[Mealworm]

Most cancerous shit I've ever read

 

[Deleted member 52057]

The title alone killed me jfl