I saw LondonVillie yestarday

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I saw @LondonVillie at a grocery store in London yesterday.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Magnum condoms in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the condoms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each condom and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

After paying for the Magnum condoms he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
 
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Unbelievable he needs those monster condoms for his magnum dong
 
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I saw @LondonVillie at a grocery store in London yesterday.

I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a dick and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Magnum condoms in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the condoms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each condom and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

After paying for the Magnum condoms he proceeded to leave the store and throw all of them in the garbage. Haven't seen him since.
probably the funniest thing i've read in a while tbh

also inb4 "rent free"
 
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It was nice meeting you bro
 
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Just run into my arms
 
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old copypasta but have a jfl react anyway bhai
 
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Then fuck off from my threads if you are only here to discourage someone from their clear-path. All so you can FEEL better about the fact you aren't doing shit because your face is unfixable. You needing others to be as fucked as you so you don't feel shit, is weak. I know how your minds work. It's pathetic. Manufacturing shit like; "doing better shit with 3,000 pounds" LMAO. That's peanuts. I bought a 49 inch ultra wide curved monitor for 1,2k the other day. Samsung G9. Wanna see the receipt? IT'S PETTY CASH TO ME.

Use your head and realise there are adults on this forum. Fuck off Zoomer. Honestly. Sick and tired of this bullshit pessimism on a self-improvement forum. You losers. YOU INCELS.
 
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Did you eat fish and chips together under the Big Ben?
 
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Londonvillie does not exist
 
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