I saw the most beautiful girl ever and she even smiled at me multiple times, but...

[Panchitosbroncs]

The following post is NOT any kind of tales
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So I'm gonna start saying that I was getting some free glasses, yeah I was making a line so I can get free glasses and this shit took me 5 hours of my life LOL. I'm not complaining tho, I mean I lost school and saw the most beautiful girl EVER.

She was like 5'3 maybe? and NGL she looked like these ginger hair dolls (Same age as me ofc)

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She even smiled at me multiple times, like we were making a line right? So she was a few meters behind me and whenever I looked back, she was looking at me with those light green eyes, but... I remembered that I'm an autistic incel and instantly fortgot how to walk and tripped, leading into my face turning red ASF. I was so ashamed that I completely forgot about the glasses and started to walk in the most awkward way possible, my legs were moving, but I wasn't able to sync my arms with them, so I ended up walking like this JFL.

I don't know if this is a vent or I'm just laughing at my autistic behavior, and if you were wondering, yeah I ended up getting some sunglasses after all.

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[Vermilioncore]

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Bumpy bump

 

[TK2424]

andddd you fucked up an extremely rare moment

 

[asdvek]

Bla bla shitskin manlet tales

No girl will ever love you delete ur account

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

(2 ofc, tortas are disgusting)

 

[Vermilioncore]

(2 ofc, tortas are disgusting)

So 2 is the worse fate? I thought you said tortas are disgusting?

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Bla bla shitskin manlet tales

No girl will ever love you delete ur account

Indian rage

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

So 2 is the worse fate? I thought you said tortas are disgusting?

I dnr'd your shi, lemme fix my answer

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

(2 ofc, tortas are disgusting)

Yeah 1 is worse

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

andddd you fucked up an extremely rare moment

Ik now rep me

 

[nellii]

ur 5’5 bro
who tf could u slay, a midget maybe
no offense ofc ur a good user but this shit is not it

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

ur 5’5 bro
who tf could u slay, a midget maybe
no offense ofc ur a good user but this shit is not it

I'm almost 5'6 and avg in Ecuador is like 5'4

 

[nellii]

I'm almost 5'6 and avg in Ecuador is like 5'4

u could suck gandy dick while standing.

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

u could suck gandy dick while standing.

Yeah ik, but trust me I'm not a manlet in this country...

 

[kash Register]

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

I’d rather the rope

 

[MixedBoyo12]

Why h

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

For how much money would yall take to do option 2?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Why h



For how much money would yall take to do option 2?

Nah you’d do that shi for free innit

 

[MixedBoyo12]

Fi

Nah you’d do that shi for free innit

Fuc no

 

[mrskellybones]

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

Theyre both too good to be true

 

[MixedBoyo12]

For option one, how long does the sniff have to be? Does oral have to be involved too?

 

[Vermilioncore]

For option one, how long does the sniff have to be? Does oral have to be involved too?

You gotta sniff that fishy pussy until your cock springs up and you gotta stroke to the smell

 

[MixedBoyo12]

I’ll ask a hypothetical, for 100k, would you rather eat the pussy and ass of said torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days, and also just ate 3 servings of the newest Taco Bell item, or a blonde HTB sorority girl, but the caveat is she just got trained by 50 guys, including 10 at random who have an STD, she also already has a notch count of 25. I’ll add this too, for the torta, your friends and family will find out, but for the college chick, no one will know, but you’re risking severe throat infection that could end up being a medical bill within your earnings.

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

I’ll ask a hypothetical, for 100k, would you rather eat the pussy and ass of said torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days, and also just ate 3 servings of the newest Taco Bell item, or a blonde HTB sorority girl, but the caveat is she just got trained by 50 guys, including 10 at random who have an STD, she also already has a notch count of 25. I’ll add this too, for the torta, your friends and family will find out, but for the college chick, no one will know, but you’re risking severe throat infection that could end up being a medical bill within your earnings.

 

[toji.]

I’ll ask a hypothetical, for 100k, would you rather eat the pussy and ass of said torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days, and also just ate 3 servings of the newest Taco Bell item, or a blonde HTB sorority girl, but the caveat is she just got trained by 50 guys, including 10 at random who have an STD, she also already has a notch count of 25. I’ll add this too, for the torta, your friends and family will find out, but for the college chick, no one will know, but you’re risking severe throat infection that could end up being a medical bill within your earnings.

Mmm i prefer the torta

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’ll ask a hypothetical, for 100k, would you rather eat the pussy and ass of said torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days, and also just ate 3 servings of the newest Taco Bell item, or a blonde HTB sorority girl, but the caveat is she just got trained by 50 guys, including 10 at random who have an STD, she also already has a notch count of 25. I’ll add this too, for the torta, your friends and family will find out, but for the college chick, no one will know, but you’re risking severe throat infection that could end up being a medical bill within your earnings.

Buddy typed that with one hand

 

[MixedBoyo12]

Buddy typed that with one hand

Two actually, I don’t goon tbh I prefer irl stuff

 

[Tenres]

Niggas genuinely a dysfunctional anime protagonist

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Niggas genuinely a dysfunctional anime protagonist

Looks isn't my issue, not now. Social abilities are my worst failo.

 

[Genio]

The following post is NOT any kind of tales
​

So I'm gonna start saying that I was getting some free glasses, yeah I was making a line so I can get free glasses and this shit took me 5 hours of my life LOL. I'm not complaining tho, I mean I lost school and saw the most beautiful girl EVER.

She was like 5'3 maybe? and NGL she looked like these ginger hair dolls (Same age as me ofc)

View attachment 4724844​

She even smiled at me multiple times, like we were making a line right? So she was a few meters behind me and whenever I looked back, she was looking at me with those light green eyes, but... I remembered that I'm an autistic incel and instantly fortgot how to walk and tripped, leading into my face turning red ASF. I was so ashamed that I completely forgot about the glasses and started to walk in the most awkward way possible, my legs were moving, but I wasn't able to sync my arms with them, so I ended up walking like this JFL.

View attachment 4724875

I don't know if this is a vent or I'm just laughing at my autistic behavior, and if you were wondering, yeah I ended up getting some sunglasses after all.
View attachment 4724902​

Sad bhai, ill be praying for u

 

[Genio]

Looks isn't my issue, not now. Social abilities are my worst failo.

Propranalol + lowdose DNP PLEASEEEE

 

[Tenres]

Looks isn't my issue, not now. Social abilities are my worst failo.

"I lost my glasses after my oneitis looked me in the eyes and I forgot how to walk"

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

"I lost my glasses after my oneitis looked me in the eyes and I forgot how to walk"
View attachment 4725100

Cage

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

Sad bhai, ill be praying for u

Thanks

Propranalol + lowdose DNP PLEASEEEE

I see

 

[iblamefranklin]

The following post is NOT any kind of tales
​

So I'm gonna start saying that I was getting some free glasses, yeah I was making a line so I can get free glasses and this shit took me 5 hours of my life LOL. I'm not complaining tho, I mean I lost school and saw the most beautiful girl EVER.

She was like 5'3 maybe? and NGL she looked like these ginger hair dolls (Same age as me ofc)

View attachment 4724844​

She even smiled at me multiple times, like we were making a line right? So she was a few meters behind me and whenever I looked back, she was looking at me with those light green eyes, but... I remembered that I'm an autistic incel and instantly fortgot how to walk and tripped, leading into my face turning red ASF. I was so ashamed that I completely forgot about the glasses and started to walk in the most awkward way possible, my legs were moving, but I wasn't able to sync my arms with them, so I ended up walking like this JFL.

View attachment 4724875

I don't know if this is a vent or I'm just laughing at my autistic behavior, and if you were wondering, yeah I ended up getting some sunglasses after all.
View attachment 4724902​

you did it, im so proud

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

Mmm i prefer the torta

Life is not absurd at all. This is abused dog syndrome cope
100% of things are perfectly explainable if you have the information behind it

People only say this to cope that it was over for them from the start, so they say "haha, so absurd that it turned out this way! out ofmy control bro!"
They'd rather accept a lack of control to absurdity than a lack of control to predetermination

 

[kisslessvirgin]

to an extent maybe

 

[kisslessvirgin]

as for panchito i belieb you ignore the fools hating

 

[overrated]

What’s a worse fate:

1. You are forced to sniff the shithole and pussy of a 300lb torta who hasn’t showered in 5 days

Or

2. Forced to stroke a tranny’s cock until it cums on your face

Anything other than something gay related

 

[Panchitosbroncs]

as for panchito i belieb you ignore the fools hating

They're my fans lwk

 

[true_subhuman_here]

I ended up getting some sunglasses after all.​

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[Panchitosbroncs]

Bien gracias y tu