I shoplifted today...

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Because couldnt go jogging (was snowing hard, so went swimming instead. Fucking old pieces of shit in my way , said i should swim more slowly. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? I said i mustnt swim slowly, iam here to train and not do some meaninglesd talk like you with your friends and you dont have to tell me anything. She was shocked and told her friends , said probably some bs about me, than they left.

God, how i hate this fucking retards , especially old people who think they own the swimming pool. And someone like me, who actually is willed to actually use tge swimming pool is sabotaged by it ? JFL , i would have punched her in her sunken and recessed face , if th
ere was no bathguard etc... . People just tell me iam wrong , because of my looks. Meanwhile theyre fucking recessed and dare to take to me in such a way.

However, then i went shopping and have stolen 2-3 things and felt better. Fuck this retarded society... noone can tell me anything. When will these people realise it ? She really thought she could tell me something, fuck off you old disgusting whore.
 
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do alarms not go off when you walk out of the shop with something without paying?
 
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do alarms not go off when you walk out of the shop with something without paying?

Yeah, but it was a little shop here in my city. There are just alarm dystems on one cass. Instead of 3 pretty retarded. tbh
 
Yeah, but it was a little shop here in my city. There are just alarm dystems on one cass. Instead of 3 pretty retarded. tbh

Low inhib slayer. The most I ever shoplifted was jellies when I was 10.
 
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Reporting you to the feds
 
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Because couldnt go jogging (was snowing hard, so went swimming instead. Fucking old pieces of shit in my way , said i should swim more slowly. WHAT THE FUCKING HELL? I said i mustnt swim slowly, iam here to train and not do some meaninglesd talk like you with your friends and you dont have to tell me anything. She was shocked and told her friends , said probably some bs about me, than they left.

God, how i hate this fucking retards , especially old people who think they own the swimming pool. And someone like me, who actually is willed to actually use tge swimming pool is sabotaged by it ? JFL , i would have punched her in her sunken and recessed face , if th
ere was no bathguard etc... . People just tell me iam wrong , because of my looks. Meanwhile theyre fucking recessed and dare to take to me in such a way.

However, then i went shopping and have stolen 2-3 things and felt better. Fuck this retarded society... noone can tell me anything. When will these people realise it ? She really thought she could tell me something, fuck off you old disgusting whore.
Agree 100%.

When people do this shot jist swim dolphin for some time amd them is outta the pool
 
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I remember stealing sushi from woolworths and the security guard ask to check my bag. I think I clocked Usain bolt speed that day
 
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I remember stealing sushi from woolworths and the security guard ask to check my bag. I think I clocked Usain bolt speed that day

Just get as much as you want from society and milk it, like you deserve. If you cant be apart of it, just destroy it and take everything you want.
 
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Pilfers me
 
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Just get as much as you want from society and milk it, like you deserve. If you cant be apart of it, just destroy it and take everything you want.
Nah lol. I stopped after one of my school friend’s got caught once. They checked the cameras and saw that he was stealing over 100 times! He got expelled and had to go to court. He is now in juvenile prison :lul:
 
Nah lol. I stopped after one of my school friend’s got caught once. They checked the cameras and saw that he was stealing over 100 times! He got expelled and had to go to court. He is now in juvenile prison :lul:

Who cares ... Iam too clever to get caught anyway. And even when, ive nothing to lose.
 
He is now in juvenile prison :lul:
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Yep, cops will be at your door within about 10 minutes.
Have fun

Ok, lol could be very difficult to find me in a 24 apartment house. :ROFLMAO:
 
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