I showed my father cookie king

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I was scrolling through cookie kings account on tiktok and my dad asked what I was watching and I showed him cookies videos, with all the double chin pictures and retarded videos.

He then referred to cookie king as "the opposite of a looksmaxxer" and I had to act like that wasn't the most surprised I've ever been in my life

 

[SoNotFunny]

no way your dad knows about looksmaxxing. tales from the home school

 

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no way your dad knows about looksmaxxing. tales from the home school

He does

 

[SoNotFunny]

He does

wish my dad was blackpilled as yours. mine is currently trying to get into to crypto cause he believes financial freedom is the key to success

 

[naturalselection]

no way his first reaction wasnt bending over and drooling whilst moaning cookies name

 

[Bugmaxxed]

wish my dad was blackpilled as yours. mine is currently trying to get into to crypto cause he believes financial freedom is the key to success

Well he isn't completely wrong

Status>>>Looks or anything else tbh. Bad luck to your retarded father who I assume isn't educated on crypto

My dad isnt even blackpilled at all, as far as I'm aware. He's been on .com before but as far as I know he's not like an active user

 

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no way his first reaction wasnt bending over and drooling whilst moaning cookies name

I know right

 

[vevcred]

I don't like showing my dad cookie king because it hurts