xxxtentac10n
Well-adjusted human being.
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Holy shit what THE FUCK has my life become 
It is 11 pm. I'm scrolling through my ND OLD Instagram profile (Yes, I have a separate instagram account for nichemaxxing to ND sloots) when suddenly, a strange image appears. It is not the usual foid begging for attention from their jester army, it is a poster. A big, beautiful, black and orange poster. It reads in big orange letters:
Zuckerberg sniffed me out. He knows what I'm here for. Like a mother poking fun at his teenage son who recently began jerking off, the zucc wanted to humilliate me for my perverse carnal desires. What a retard, does he not know I've read Nietzsche? ME, AN ASCENDING LIFE FORM, WILL TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE.
I heroically swipe up. Like Hercules meeting the Hydra, a humongous beast stops me in my path, a google form. This beast has many heads! This is no task for a man... But I am no man, I am a sloot slayer. And nothing stops me from getting that ND pussy (...except lack of consent). The heads ask me each a question, but only the correct answer decapitates the evil appendage. I slay these heads like butter. Name? Pfft. Age? Pfft. Many thuds, many heads falling, each easier than the previous one...untiI am met with the biggest of them all: Do you consider yourself neurodivergent? Why? Tell us about yourself!
So, here's the thing. I'm actually pretty well adjusted in real life. I just don't enjoy social interactions other than those that end in sex (love is not real btw and if you think it is im jfling at you). So... How does one larp ND enough to be accepted, yet not ND enough as to be a psychotic rapist Untermensch?! Fuck it. I'm depressed and have BPD (This second is a tool that will help me meet the TIGHTEST, EASIEST, FREAKIEST bitches). And....*THUMP* The last head of the Hydra falls to my feet. Hercules has done it. Now it is a matter of time until he gives the oracle foids the hercudick.
Reality then hit me. I just signed up for a neurodivergent speed dating event.... But life is all about experiences! Hercules marches on towards the oracle. The priestesses await.
It is 11 pm. I'm scrolling through my ND OLD Instagram profile (Yes, I have a separate instagram account for nichemaxxing to ND sloots
) when suddenly, a strange image appears. It is not the usual foid begging for attention from their jester army, it is a poster. A big, beautiful, black and orange poster. It reads in big orange letters:ARE YOU NEURODIVERGENT?
MEET NEW PEOPLE!
MEET NEW PEOPLE!
Zuckerberg sniffed me out. He knows what I'm here for. Like a mother poking fun at his teenage son who recently began jerking off, the zucc wanted to humilliate me for my perverse carnal desires. What a retard, does he not know I've read Nietzsche? ME, AN ASCENDING LIFE FORM, WILL TAKE ON THE CHALLENGE.
I heroically swipe up. Like Hercules meeting the Hydra, a humongous beast stops me in my path, a google form. This beast has many heads! This is no task for a man... But I am no man, I am a sloot slayer. And nothing stops me from getting that ND pussy (...except lack of consent
). The heads ask me each a question, but only the correct answer decapitates the evil appendage. I slay these heads like butter. Name? Pfft. Age? Pfft. Many thuds, many heads falling, each easier than the previous one...untiI am met with the biggest of them all: Do you consider yourself neurodivergent? Why? Tell us about yourself!So, here's the thing. I'm actually pretty well adjusted in real life. I just don't enjoy social interactions other than those that end in sex (love is not real btw and if you think it is im jfling at you). So... How does one larp ND enough to be accepted, yet not ND enough as to be a psychotic rapist Untermensch?! Fuck it. I'm depressed and have BPD (This second is a tool that will help me meet the TIGHTEST, EASIEST, FREAKIEST bitches
). And....*THUMP* The last head of the Hydra falls to my feet. Hercules has done it. Now it is a matter of time until he gives the oracle foids the hercudick. Reality then hit me. I just signed up for a neurodivergent speed dating event
.... But life is all about experiences! Hercules marches on towards the oracle. The priestesses await. 
