"I slayed a HQNP girl by cold approaching in church (churchmaxing slay method)"

[Clavicular]

NOT MY SLAY STORY, I am telling it second hand but it was so giga cagefuel wanted to share


I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

I was hanging out in an area with kids whos parents volunteer for the church and everyone was around my age there, everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

I was on 50pg to be low inhib and approached this HTB infront of her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

They had some food there but they said the kids couldnt eat it which was cucked so me and becky went to go mcdonaldsmax elsewhere (just the 2 of us) We busmaxed together since we didnt have our cars and I tried to get the bitch to give me a free uber home on her dime but then she said "you can come over to mine and stay the night. I was like JFL what?? and obviously agreed.

We take a lyft back to her place and the bitch gives me a pillow to sleep on the couch, I jester to watch a movie and half way through she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

Tera easy slay JFLLLL

 

[Beastimmung]

I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

Now thats just sad

 

[Deleted member 22888]

Hot asf bro story got me erect asf omg

 

[Klasik616]

Larps.org

 

[Deleted member 48024]

dnrd

 

[Zenis]

NOT MY SLAY STORY, I am telling it second hand but it was so giga cagefuel wanted to share


I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

I was hanging out in an area with kids whos parents volunteer for the church and everyone was around my age there, everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

I was on 50pg to be low inhib and approached this HTB infront of her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

They had some food there but they said the kids couldnt eat it which was cucked so me and becky went to go mcdonaldsmax elsewhere (just the 2 of us) We busmaxed together since we didnt have our cars and I tried to get the bitch to give me a free uber home on her dime but then she said "you can come over to mine and stay the night. I was like JFL what?? and obviously agreed.

We take a lyft back to her place and the bitch gives me a pillow to sleep on the couch, I jester to watch a movie and half way through she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

Tera easy slay JFLLLL

Do you really believe this shit

 

[Deleted member 46404]

Hot asf bro story got me erect asf omg

Stop

 

[Beastimmung]

Larp written by a 12 year old who learned how to put the "-maxxing" suffix for the first time

 

[Deleted member 6305]

You're going to hell

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Church is for praying and devoting your time to God, not to simp and hunt for sex
Vile low iq being

 

[ProBono]

Logging off this site thx for the reminder

 

[Suns9999]

nigga said mcdonaldsmax

 

[SwissArms]

protestant churchs in what ever flyover shit hole you are from don't count

 

[Deleted member 48024]

written by a 30% bf brown teen in his mom's basement btw

 

[XazaqazaX]

I'm sorry I have to do this

 

[Deleted member 67937]

Probably larp, but if not i wouldn't be surprised. 95% of christians don't even care about the religion

 

[Deleted member 83666]

ya none of this shit happened

 

[Deleted member 22888]

Stop

MAKE me

 

[Deleted member 46404]

MAKE me

You fucking coomer

Fun fact: tom brady is on no fap

 

[Daddy's Home]

I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

Hide this thread from the devout Christians on this forum because they might have a heart attack..

 

[halloweed]

This one isn’t believable

 

[halloweed]

everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

@sb23 @wastedspermcel @MA_ascender is this believable ?

 

[MA_ascender]

@sb23 @wastedspermcel @MA_ascender is this believable ?

Dnr larp

 

[XazaqazaX]

Hide this thread from the devout Christians on this forum because they might have a heart attack..

My larping framed pfp mogs yours, lol at buying vip

 

[GigaStacySexual]

Dnr fag

 

[Clavicular]

@sb23 @wastedspermcel @MA_ascender is this believable ?

Dnr larp

its not my story but its real

 

[MA_ascender]

Dnr fag

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Going to sleep alone? This yt boi is looking for fun

 

[Obito]

Hot asf bro story got me erect asf omg

So since you got surgery, are you a slayer?

 

[97baHater]

Dnr fag

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Made me cage

So since you got surgery, are you a slayer?

He didn’t get shit faggot nobody with a positive post to rep ratio got surgery

 

[Daddy's Home]

My larping framed pfp mogs yours, lol at buying vip

 

[lestoa]

Now thats just sad

niggers to everything nowadays to mog

 

[FUE Mogger]

Cuckmaxed

 

[97baHater]

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Unironically coomed in my pants

 

[Daddy's Home]

Unironically coomed in my pants

You know what happens next..

 

[ThraxxGlo]

 

[ThraxxGlo]

You know what happens next..

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shrooms q ?

 

[tit]

NOT MY SLAY STORY, I am telling it second hand but it was so giga cagefuel wanted to share


I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

I was hanging out in an area with kids whos parents volunteer for the church and everyone was around my age there, everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

I was on 50pg to be low inhib and approached this HTB infront of her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

They had some food there but they said the kids couldnt eat it which was cucked so me and becky went to go mcdonaldsmax elsewhere (just the 2 of us) We busmaxed together since we didnt have our cars and I tried to get the bitch to give me a free uber home on her dime but then she said "you can come over to mine and stay the night. I was like JFL what?? and obviously agreed.

We take a lyft back to her place and the bitch gives me a pillow to sleep on the couch, I jester to watch a movie and half way through she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

Tera easy slay JFLLLL

Movie esque slay

 

[tit]

is this believable ?

Honestly yeah. Just a normal day for chad

 

[futureashtray]

she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

I find this hard to believe, no way a girl goes to church then has sex with a random guy 2 seconds after she met him

that just shows that women are whores no matter what.

 

[Deleted member 22888]

So since you got surgery, are you a slayer?

I never got surgery and never was or am slayer

 

[matt142]

NOT MY SLAY STORY, I am telling it second hand but it was so giga cagefuel wanted to share


I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

I was hanging out in an area with kids whos parents volunteer for the church and everyone was around my age there, everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

I was on 50pg to be low inhib and approached this HTB infront of her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

They had some food there but they said the kids couldnt eat it which was cucked so me and becky went to go mcdonaldsmax elsewhere (just the 2 of us) We busmaxed together since we didnt have our cars and I tried to get the bitch to give me a free uber home on her dime but then she said "you can come over to mine and stay the night. I was like JFL what?? and obviously agreed.

We take a lyft back to her place and the bitch gives me a pillow to sleep on the couch, I jester to watch a movie and half way through she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

Tera easy slay JFLLLL

Tales from salmonela stand in mumbai.org

 

[Klasik616]

I find this hard to believe, no way a girl goes to church then has sex with a random guy 2 seconds after she met him

that just shows that women are whores no matter what.

You're low IQ if you believe this tale. First she goes to the church with her family and comes back to her house with a man who looks like superman and fucks him through the night while her parents don't say anything? A man she has met for only a few hours in her house who suddenly took her out after the church until the night.

 

[Deleted member 23472]

Church whores will pay

 

[shia.jihadist]

"the foid started blushmaxxing"

 

[infini]

This is easily, third-rate @pneumocystosis or larp.

 

[Deleted member 69082]

State of this forum

 

[Amphisbaena]

 

[Tobi]

superman pilled I guess

 

[Clavicular]

superman pilled I guess

I love how everyone thinks this is a larp thread but its just another day

 

[Deleted member 60565]

NOT MY SLAY STORY, I am telling it second hand but it was so giga cagefuel wanted to share


I was churchmaxing with my grandma because I figured it would be a mogspot to cold approach virgins and I got an insane slay out of it.

I was hanging out in an area with kids whos parents volunteer for the church and everyone was around my age there, everyone said I look like superman and how strong I look (straight up mirin at me)

I was on 50pg to be low inhib and approached this HTB infront of her little brother who was cuckmaxing and saying shit like "I bet you could throw my sister around etc" and the bitch started blushing FFS.

They had some food there but they said the kids couldnt eat it which was cucked so me and becky went to go mcdonaldsmax elsewhere (just the 2 of us) We busmaxed together since we didnt have our cars and I tried to get the bitch to give me a free uber home on her dime but then she said "you can come over to mine and stay the night. I was like JFL what?? and obviously agreed.

We take a lyft back to her place and the bitch gives me a pillow to sleep on the couch, I jester to watch a movie and half way through she asks to show me something in her room and then it escalates from me kissing her to sex.

Tera easy slay JFLLLL

stopped readng after not my slay story