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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
 
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Also forgot to mention. I don’t think I’m getting a second date, i sperged out at the end and triangle choked her. She wasn’t happy
 
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Was she a poojeeta? :rolleyes::sleep:
 
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Also forgot to mention. I don’t think I’m getting a second date, i sperged out at the end and triangle choked her. She wasn’t happy
Ahh, the life of a BJJcel :Comfy:

Who knows, she might have even liked it. Y'know, there're fetishes for that.
 
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God the sexual chemistry was so good, holy Fuck she was so submissive. Like the way she fucking wriggled and would moan when I spanked her was too good
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
Average day in the life of a Chittagong mogger
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
I can't take you seriously with that avi man. Every time I see a thread from you I think it's you in your avi.
 
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Probably an ugly landwhalw
You’re coping JFL. She was acc telling me how there’s an autistic guy who has a crush on her… while she was ontop of me making out with her tits in my face
 
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I just love this place tbh. So many interesting people. Even on this thread itself. Just look at @Zer0/∞ and @FailedNormieManlet . Two Bengalis. Both 5'5. Zer0 is light-skinned as fuck, while FNM is dark-skinned as fuck. One is NT, the other is Zer0. One is fat and lazy while the other is lean and athletic. One rots the other takes care of himself. What a great forum this is, seriously. A tale of two Bengalis.
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
Fuck off chad
 
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I've got the most evil joker grimace upon my cowl from reading about my niggas success

1677632600569
 
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Proof or larp
 
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Then next second op complains about being incel go er op !
 
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Dude honestly getting mired by a girl like that is such an ego boost, literally stroking my face JFL
Bro read our dms I got big development

This chick looks exactly like ur ex you sent me too just less well endowed
 
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She cute?
 
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Bro read our dms I got big development

This chick looks exactly like ur ex you sent me too just less well endowed
I’m slightly drunk still, I will read tomorrow
 
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You’re coping JFL. She was acc telling me how there’s an autistic guy who has a crush on her… while she was ontop of me making out with her tits in my face
women know about autism?
 
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happy for you man
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How can they tell if you never talk to anyone?
 
I wanna kill myself. I'm in HK Airport surrounded by curries smelling like onion and cumin, and ricemen who insist on wearing covid masks even though they don't need to, downing Macallan 18 shots at 9am to cope with what this 160cm Dalit gets...
 
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I wanna kill myself. I'm in HK Airport surrounded by curries smelling like onion and cumin, and ricemen who insist on wearing covid masks even though they don't need to, downing Macallan 18 shots at 9am to cope with what this 160cm Dalit gets...
cope incel. Dalit moggers run your city
 
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I wanna kill myself. I'm in HK Airport surrounded by curries smelling like onion and cumin, and ricemen who insist on wearing covid masks even though they don't need to, downing Macallan 18 shots at 9am to cope with what this 160cm Dalit gets...
Bhai did you ever have girls this submissive? She was literally guiding my hand to her throat and holding my head to kiss me more and grinding on my dick so hard. Literally told me to spank her harder JFL. Shit sounds like it’s from a fucking pornk
 
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I wanna kill myself. I'm in HK Airport surrounded by curries smelling like onion and cumin, and ricemen who insist on wearing covid masks even though they don't need to, downing Macallan 18 shots at 9am to cope with what this 160cm Dalit gets...
Bro so many ricemen still wear masks at uni for some reason? Why? Not all of them are sick..... Like there's no mask mandate and shit but they're still wearing that shit, both indoors and outdoors.
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
Do you realize you could have missed out on this JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED FUCKING PIZZA? Instead you took my advice and fucked pussy instead. You're welcome bhai. I knew you had it in you!
 
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only skimmed cause suifuel but mirin :feelsokman:
 
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I showed my mum to see how she'd react.
 
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You’re coping JFL. She was acc telling me how there’s an autistic guy who has a crush on her… while she was ontop of me making out with her tits in my face
HOLY FUCK
I REALLY HOPE MY PAK ONEITIS TOLD HER HUBBY NOTHING ABOUT ME WHILE HAVING SEXY TIME
 
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Do you realize you could have missed out on this JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED FUCKING PIZZA? Instead you took my advice and fucked pussy instead. You're welcome bhai. I knew you had it in you!
Yeah thanks for advice bhai, it was acc fun lol
HOLY FUCK
I REALLY HOPE MY PAK ONEITIS TOLD HER HUBBY NOTHING ABOUT ME WHILE HAVING SEXY TIME
Yeah it was brutal tbh, this guy had a crush on her for months. I knew her for a day and she was naked
 

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