I slayed story time

HOLY FUCK
I REALLY HOPE MY PAK ONEITIS TOLD HER HUBBY NOTHING ABOUT ME WHILE HAVING SEXY TIME
over for oneitiscels
My oneitis is nayuta from chainsaw man but not in a sexual way
 
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nice bro mirin.

its cuffing szn
 
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Bro so many ricemen still wear masks at uni for some reason? Why? Not all of them are sick..... Like there's no mask mandate and shit but they're still wearing that shit, both indoors and outdoors.
people in chinaland were wearing masks before covid they are clean asf in some parts of asia and its still huge in china and japan

but the zoomer uni ones are probably just insecure tbh
 
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damn right

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The girl liked it, does your mum think I’m a chad
"I believe he went to a bar to get her drunk then fucked her. I'd assume he's an ugly little shit because he's posting his sex story for external validation from others."
 
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"I believe he went to a bar to get her drunk then fucked her. I'd assume he's an ugly little shit because he's posting his sex story for external validation from others."
Your mum is a hater JFL, she can suck my 3 inch dick
 
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"I believe he went to a bar to get her drunk then fucked her. I'd assume he's an ugly little shit because he's posting his sex story for external validation from others."
hoe shouldnt have drinken
 
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Well done brother proud of you

Now I’m gonna go jerk off to this
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
why did you describe it like a novel. I got bricked up so fast
 
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nt pill is undefeated
 
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I just love this place tbh. So many interesting people. Even on this thread itself. Just look at @Zer0/∞ and @FailedNormieManlet . Two Bengalis. Both 5'5. Zer0 is light-skinned as fuck, while FNM is dark-skinned as fuck. One is NT, the other is Zer0. One is fat and lazy while the other is lean and athletic. One rots the other takes care of himself. What a great forum this is, seriously. A tale of two Bengalis.
@FailedNormieManlet mogs the shit out of bloatcel retard @Zer0/∞ who looks like he never took a shower.

Also I think ZerO is in USA where curry SMV is a lot lower. In the UK it's not too bad especially as of recent. Zero isn't even light skinned, but being light or dark only makes a difference to curries. I don't think whites distinguish between both we are just different shades of shitskins to them. I'm lightskinned bengali, paki maybe even Arab/Iranian-passing it will only help me arrange marriage maxx.
 
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@FailedNormieManlet mogs the shit out of bloatcel retard @Zer0/∞ who looks like he never took a shower.

Also I think ZerO is in USA where curry SMV is a lot lower. In the UK it's not too bad especially as of recent. Zero isn't even light skinned, but being light or dark only makes a difference to curries. I don't think whites distinguish between both we are just different shades of shitskins to them. I'm lightskinned bengali, paki maybe even Arab/Iranian-passing it will only help me arrange marriage maxx.
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i am a light skin Bengali, the average Bangladeshi looks much darker than me
 
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God the sexual chemistry was so good, holy Fuck she was so submissive. Like the way she fucking wriggled and would moan when I spanked her was too good
You should probably tell her this if you want to fuck again, foids are unironically insecure even when it makes no sense and will try to pre-reject you sometimes to protect their ego from rejection.
 
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I just love this place tbh. So many interesting people. Even on this thread itself. Just look at @Zer0/∞ and @FailedNormieManlet . Two Bengalis. Both 5'5. Zer0 is light-skinned as fuck, while FNM is dark-skinned as fuck. One is NT, the other is Zer0. One is fat and lazy while the other is lean and athletic. One rots the other takes care of himself. What a great forum this is, seriously. A tale of two Bengalis.
Theres plenty more crazy shit once u start to uncover crazy users like another Curry who looks like this
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and thinks he’s chad and that he mogs everyone nigga makes threads About this shit
 
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i am a light skin Bengali, the average Bangladeshi looks much darker than me
Amongst western born I think that's average bro. Sure you're lighter than the average out in the sun 24/7 but we're not Dravidians.
Theres plenty more crazy shit once u start to uncover crazy users like another Curry who looks like this
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and thinks he’s chad and that he mogs everyone nigga makes threads About this shit
Yeah he's another deluded curry. Death tier eyes but good jaw. Ironically he's the type would mog in curryland but incel in the West.
 
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Met her outside campus, we went together to a bar and did shots. I autismed out and broke a glass lol and then blamed it on her and she was laughing a lot and being giggly, then went back to hers. Her flatmates were huge cock blocks and we spoke to them for hours. Then went back to her bedroom

Sat on her bed, and we cuddled. Then I told her I didn’t think I’d get along with her so much, put my finger under her chin and turned her head towards me and kissed her. She then started making out with me and was on top of me grinding on my dick. We kissed some more, and I told her to kiss my neck, I took my shirt off too and she was kissing my chest and scratching my back and holding my head. After I told her to take her t shirt off - she refused. So I said okay and stopped all intimacy and just sat there watching tv. She felt awkward and started kissing me again, and took her bra off. I was kissing her tits at this point. I then spank her ass, and she says “that’s pathetic” and so I spank it much harder, fucking hell everytime I spanked her, her pussy was rubbing my dick harder and she moaned JFL. She loved my face too, she was stroking my face and kissing me, then we got undressed. I bent her over first and spanked her ass and pulled her ass. We were kissing again, and I was choking her. She guided my hand to her throat and told me to squeeze harder. So I do that.

Then I started fucking her w condom on Ofc. And so she was begging me to pull her hair and spank her JFL. Was insane how submissive she was tbh.

Also told me to recurl my hair because I was so sexy w curled hair JFL. I fucked her friend before and she still doesn’t know JFL.

Anyways, I think that’s enough slaying.

Mods should pin this tbh.

My lips are hella sore from the biting
L slay you wore a condom. Next time remove that shit while your fucking. And always cum inside.
 
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@FailedNormieManlet mogs the shit out of bloatcel retard @Zer0/∞ who looks like he never took a shower.

Also I think ZerO is in USA where curry SMV is a lot lower. In the UK it's not too bad especially as of recent. Zero isn't even light skinned, but being light or dark only makes a difference to curries. I don't think whites distinguish between both we are just different shades of shitskins to them. I'm lightskinned bengali, paki maybe even Arab/Iranian-passing it will only help me arrange marriage maxx.
lol it wouldn't matter anyways because Zer0 is an unfit, unathletic fat motherfucker with poor grooming, shitty facial hair and no stylish hairstyle. American browns are just a bunch of sterile nerds is what you mean. The UK has more variety, more dark triad folks, cooler browns who actually take care of themselves, judging by tiktok vids. So it's more on the people than anything.

Also both can be true at the same time lol he's light ur light too ur saying that because of the inherent bias here regarding skin tone and South Asians. That wasn't even the point of the comment. Iranian passing? The fuck? 1st interaction with you and this is a terrible 1st impression bro jfl
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i am a light skin Bengali, the average Bangladeshi looks much darker than me
Depends, there's quite a range, wouldn't say "much" maybe a bit, most western Bangla folks are light-medium brown skinned. The true light skinned people of South Asia would be the Mongoloid tribes in the Himalayas or in the 7 Sister tribes, they're not brown skinned at all.
 
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Amongst western born I think that's average bro. Sure you're lighter than the average out in the sun 24/7 but we're not Dravidians.
Sylhetis are Dravidians, they all have dark skin compared to me
 
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and thinks he’s chad and that he mogs everyone nigga makes threads About this shit
This place has always been filled with delusional pajeets, that's for sure :ROFLMAO:

Does that guy seriously think he mogs? He lacks harmony, looks weird as fuck.
 
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Please don't start this fucking stupid ass skin tone shit edit this comment out we're the same fucking people use some common sense
 
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L slay you wore a condom. Next time remove that shit while your fucking. And always cum inside.

Also this. Condom sex =/= sex. Try to stealth her and remove the condom and say it broke halfway or something and you didn't notice.
 
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Also this. Condom sex =/= sex. Try to stealth her and remove the condom and say it broke halfway or something and you didn't notice.
I mean it def counts as a slay but condom sex is ass. I tried on once, removed it and swore to never have sex with a condom in my life.
 
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lol it wouldn't matter anyways because Zer0 is an unfit, unathletic fat motherfucker with poor grooming, shitty facial hair and no stylish hairstyle. American browns are just a bunch of sterile nerds is what you mean. The UK has more variety, more dark triad folks, cooler browns who actually take care of themselves, judging by tiktok vids. So it's more on the people than anything.
Yeah more variety and more of a 'culture' but we're still stereotyped pretty bad. Maybe not as bad as Pakis who are considered rapists and perverts. You never hear about bengali grooming gangs lmao..

There are a lot more pakis and Indians than Bengalis but the former two group tend to be louder/more popular for good or bad. Indians are extremely well off and well educated, mog whites even.
Also both can be true at the same time lol he's light ur light too ur saying that because of the inherent bias here regarding skin tone and South Asians. That wasn't even the point of the comment. Iranian passing? The fuck? 1st interaction with you and this is a terrible 1st impression bro jfl
I've been mistaken for it in the past - twice by two Iranian lecturers. Nobody has ever had actually guess my ethnicity, most assume I'm paki, sometimes Arab. Also I've got the weirdest sounding name as well - my name literally sounds Turkish lmao.
Depends, there's quite a range, wouldn't say "much", most Bangla folks are light-medium brown skinned. The true light skinned people of South Asia would be the Mongoloid tribes in the Himalayas or in the 7 Sister tribes, they're not brown skinned at all.
Yeah I have some cousins who have chink eyes. They are light brown so they don't look gook at all - more Indonesian type.

I need ancestry test asap jfl
 
I mean it def counts as a slay but condom sex is ass. I tried on once, removed it and swore to never have sex with a condom in my life.

Based. Also even if you get an STD (very rare unless the girls is a mega thot) they are curable anyways and as dangerous as the common cold thanks to modern medicine.

I can't believe I fell for the fear mongering in middle school sex ed class regarding STDs, I was scared of sex for so long JFL.
 
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Yeah more variety and more of a 'culture' but we're still stereotyped pretty bad. Maybe not as bad as Pakis who are considered rapists and perverts. You never hear about bengali grooming gangs lmao..

There are a lot more pakis and Indians than Bengalis but the former two group tend to be louder/more popular for good or bad. Indians are extremely well off and well educated, mog whites even.


Yeah I have some cousins who have chink eyes. They are light brown so they don't look gook at all - more Indonesian type.

I need ancestry test asap jfl
Banglas have like 13% Mongoloid blood on average is why. Shifts our pheno a bit I guess. Interesting to know that but ye UK browns are way more respectable than American ones fosho.

And tbh money isn't everything in life so Idc too much about that shit. Everyone knows Indians are nerds bro lmao it doesn't matter to me.
 
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Based. Also even if you get an STD (very rare unless the girls is a mega thot) they are curable anyways and as dangerous as the common cold thanks to modern medicine.

I can't believe I fell for the fear mongering in middle school sex ed class regarding STDs, I was scared of sex for so long JFL.
That’s why I don’t hook up. STDs can suck and bacterial resistance is a huge issue ngl. Also you never know if the women is lying about birth control.

For hook ups I’d use a condom.

That’s why I’d suggest guys to do short term relationships instead of hookups. Ngl you can rack up a way higher body count with strs vs hookups. Plus sex in a str is way better

Plus you can ask the chick to test for stds and it’s easier to confirm she’s on birth control in a str
 
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I just love this place tbh. So many interesting people. Even on this thread itself. Just look at @Zer0/∞ and @FailedNormieManlet . Two Bengalis. Both 5'5. Zer0 is light-skinned as fuck, while FNM is dark-skinned as fuck. One is NT, the other is Zer0. One is fat and lazy while the other is lean and athletic. One rots the other takes care of himself. What a great forum this is, seriously. A tale of two Bengalis.
>light skinned as fuck

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Sex doesn’t even sound that good tbh. At least not for random hookups
 
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No way that 2nd pic is him. If true he had absolutely insane potential that he wasted by becoming obese and disgusting. @Zer0/∞ fix your life bro.
1st is him, 2nd is his brother. Both are public pictures he posted a while(last year september or in the summer forget when) on this forum. @Zer0/∞ what's your brother up to these days
 
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1st is him, 2nd is his brother. Both are public pictures he posted a while(last year september or in the summer forget when) on this forum. @Zer0/∞ what's your brother up to these days
His brother mogs him hard, way better nose, eye area, pallette, etc. I wonder what went wrong with zer0.
 
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5’4 rizz maxxed curries/Filipinos like op appeal mog Maher, Gandy, Meeks and Eriksen combined @looksmaxxer234 @Shieda_Kayn @Oberyn
 
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5’4 rizz maxxed curries/Filipinos like op appeal mog Maher, Gandy, Meeks and Eriksen combined @looksmaxxer234 @Shieda_Kayn @Oberyn
 
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Never even began for him tbh:feelskek:
Curry w curly hair is unbeatable. I was getting approached in nightclubs when I had curled hair
 
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Curry w curly hair is unbeatable. I was getting approached in nightclubs when I had curled hair
More of an advantage than anything. Plus, you facially mog the tiktok pajeet hard lmao man look at him he looks like a beggar on the streets
 
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More of an advantage than anything. Plus, you facially mog the tiktok pajeet hard lmao man look at him he looks like a beggar on the streets
How have you seen me JFL? Whose alt are tou
 
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bro could you please dm me a pic of her? Really just wanna know what kind of level this girl is lookswise. Our smv is sorta comparable

Can just make the pic valid for 5 minutes then take away the link, really wanna see
 
Obvious larp, why are people falling for this jfl
 
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bro could you please dm me a pic of her? Really just wanna know what kind of level this girl is lookswise. Our smv is sorta comparable

Can just make the pic valid for 5 minutes then take away the link, really wanna see
I’ve shown @FrameMogger shes like LTB
 
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