I sleep with a knife

[Jesus_ist_König]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

 

[anondude]

Did u get one?

 

[zakachiti]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

i want an anime girl body pillow, superior to your knife

 

[chang cypionate]

You're deadly cuz

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Did u get one?

I have one at home, its a kids knife, its fucking dull, im currently buying sharpening stones

 

[7nclave]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

used to be me bhai,i moved from a predominantly romanian area,it was dsigusting and they trashed the floor.The streets looked like India not joking and they were always drunk and violent,I moved to a white area though and I’ve never slept more peacefully and so happy for how quiet it is.

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

i want an anime girl body pillow, superior to your knife

I sleep with my mlp plushie

 

[Truebloatcel]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

Why

 

[mltnisme124]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

I used to do that in middle school. When i stayed home alone once i stole my dads gun

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

used to be me bhai,i moved from a predominantly romanian area,it was dsigusting and they trashed the floor.The streets looked like India not joking and they were always drunk and violent,I moved to a white area though and I’ve never slept more peacefully and so happy for how quiet it is.

My area is save in Europe. I just am scared of the monsters mostly, i want to gore their heart out the same way they made me scared

 

[Niche12345678890]

you live in a gated community

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Why

I just am scared of the monsters mostly, i want to gore their heart out the same way they made me scared

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

I used to do that in middle school. When i stayed home alone once i stole my dads gun

Mirin, but since you were young stupid shit could have happened, imagine you looked into the hole to check if its loaded and then accidentally shot urself in the head
not that smart

 

[Truebloatcel]

Why are u scared of monsters tho?
No monsters actually exist

 

[zygosmasher]

I sleep with a doutzen kroes body pillow

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Why are u scared of monsters tho?
No monsters actually exist

I know but sometimes i get phases were they appear real and i see shadows moving or generally im scared that there is someone around the corner, so i feel safer when i can kill them. Im not scared of death, im scared of getting tortured

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

I sleep with a doutzen kroes body pillow

Send pic dude i dont believe you

 

[prettyboymaxer]

i have my dick in my underwear

 

[PassionateNT]

Id rather sleep with a 2D body pillow

 

[Truebloatcel]

I know but sometimes i get phases were they appear real and i see shadows moving or generally im scared that there is someone around the corner, so i feel safer when i can kill them. Im not scared of death, im scared of getting tortured

It’s all in your mind, also don’t depend on something for safety, u must only depend on yourself

 

[eryy21]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

I dont know about knife but i do carry a brass knuckle whenever i go out

 

[zygosmasher]

Send pic dude i dont believe you

Why do you not believe me? I’ll send a pic later

You guys think I’m trolling with my love for doutzen kroes or something

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

It’s all in your mind, also don’t depend on something for safety, u must only depend on yourself

blah blah

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

I dont know about knife but i do carry a brass knuckle whenever i go out

I never go outside and i wouldnt carry objects around in public, you could unnecessarily get in trouble.
At first you are defending yourself and in the next second you killed him and are facing prison for life just cuz you defended yourself with an object

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Why do you not believe me? I’ll send a pic later

You guys think I’m trolling with my love for doutzen kroes or something

troll

 

[zygosmasher]

troll

Nope

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Nope

no pic no care

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Did u get one?

just bought this

 

[anondude]

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just bought this

Watching people sharpen there knife is so coll

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Watching people sharpen there knife is so coll

yes i sharpened it yesterday and its a fucking workout with the current sharpener

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

Watching people sharpen there knife is so coll

dude am i weird?

 

[anondude]

dude am i weird?

Loads of people own knifes so don’t really know u personally so idrk but owning a knife is fine

 

[LowTierBateman]

I sleep with my dog

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

I sleep with my dog

i dont like animals

 

[spust]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

adhd meds classic

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

adhd meds classic

more of a psychosis classic but i havent got the diagnosis yet

 

[spust]

more of a psychosis classic but i havent got the diagnosis yet

yeah but them meds make you get one

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

yeah but them meds make you get one

yeah sure
whats the logic behind that? dude do you even know how i act without meds... u know nothign

 

[Cr™]

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[Jesus_ist_König]

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[cattboy]

I have it in my underwear in a leather sheath just in case. I’m scared of monsters or home intruders.

damn bhai does your dih sharpen it

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

damn bhai does your dih sharpen it

no just so that I can use it for self defence, during daylight i dont get scared but at night is different