I slept in soiled pants unknowingly

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

First I had gas (don’t think I need to elaborate on that), and I ripped one that eased all of my stomach cramps before nodding off to sleep for the night.

The next morning, all I could smell was shit. I thought it was the bathroom down the hall so I closed my door. Still smelled shit. When I sat up on my bed, I felt something warm between my thighs. Thinking I started my period, I looked in my pajama pants. You guessed it (still surprised none of it got on the bedsheets).

After waddling down to the laundry room to wash my pjs, I saw the full extent of the damage: There were literal bell pepper seeds in my shit, and shit itself looked like wet paper towels (the kind used in schools and bathrooms). Nearly passed out from both embarrassment and disgust right in the middle of the laundry room.

TD;LR: I shat myself after eating spicy gumbo.

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

b

 

[pheenon]

This was optional to post btw, TLDR made me lol tho

 

[fazehamster]

First I had gas (don’t think I need to elaborate on that), and I ripped one that eased all of my stomach cramps before nodding off to sleep for the night.

The next morning, all I could smell was shit. I thought it was the bathroom down the hall so I closed my door. Still smelled shit. When I sat up on my bed, I felt something warm between my thighs. Thinking I started my period, I looked in my pajama pants. You guessed it (still surprised none of it got on the bedsheets).

After waddling down to the laundry room to wash my pjs, I saw the full extent of the damage: There were literal bell pepper seeds in my shit, and shit itself looked like wet paper towels (the kind used in schools and bathrooms). Nearly passed out from both embarrassment and disgust right in the middle of the laundry room.

TD;LR: I shat myself after eating spicy gumbo.

This might be a true original experience for once

 

[sub5tripleT]

I used to piss myself when i was 12 because my bladder was too small and i lowkey smelled like piss every day

 

[Antivariant]

Mane what da hell

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[BrrBrrPatapimTralle]

b

 

[Tttopgtoni]

You ever had norovirus after eating sweet corn, I went for a piss and liquid shit sprayed out of me up my bathroom door, sweet corn and all. I almost died from disgust