I slipped the head of my dick for 2 seconds will she get pregnant?

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Guys what the fuck will she get pregnant?
 
im being serious, youre cooked
bro I'm also incel I don't have any money and any of that shit, I'm having a serious life crisis right now that I might kill my self for, please is that true? I'm not joking
 
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Yes and the kid will be black
 
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bro I'm also incel I don't have any money and any of that shit, I'm having a serious life crisis right now that I might kill my self for, please is that true? I'm not joking
im actually not joking, theres literally a chance she might get pregnant
 
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im actually not joking, theres literally a chance she might get pregnant
Fuckkk man do I buy birth control immediately? bro fuck, but she just ended period 3 days ago
 
why would you do that to your sleeping mother?
 
why would you do that to your sleeping mother?
it's not a fucking joke bro :feelswhy:, EITHER I'D GET MURDERED OR I'D KILL MYSELF HOW IS THIS FUNNY
 
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you should be worrying about jail lil guy, get your ass up and buy the birth control
Ain't no way she getting pregnant bro just the head? I didn't even felt it man she was saying it did but I don't think it even did ngl
 
Ain't no way she getting pregnant bro just the head? I didn't even felt it man she was saying it did but I don't think it even did ngl
even if its a 0.1% chance you should still be buying birth control, your life would unironically be ruined if she got pregnant
 
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even if its a 0.1% chance you should still be buying birth control, your life would unironically be ruined if she got pregnant
I'm gonna start praying to God atp I'm not even religious.

BUT SERIOUSLY HOW TF DO I EVEN BUY BIRTH CONTROL
 
nausea, mood changes and headaches but its not guaranteed
fuck :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: fuck :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: CAUSE ON GOD WHY TF DID SHE DECIDED TO RUB IT THERE FUCKI CAN'T THINK BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD AND SHE'S THE ONE HOLDING IT MAN FUCK THIS I JUST GODDAMN ASCENDED :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
0 chance on dry dick and very small if only precum, if you were going round 2 with slime still on it you are fu-cked.ngl.
If it's 3rd world country then you can dip out and probably never be found again lol why so much stress
 
fuck :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: fuck :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy: CAUSE ON GOD WHY TF DID SHE DECIDED TO RUB IT THERE FUCKI CAN'T THINK BECAUSE IT FELT GOOD AND SHE'S THE ONE HOLDING IT MAN FUCK THIS I JUST GODDAMN ASCENDED :feelswhy::feelswhy:
dont be reckless next time
 
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Yeah. Precum can get pregnant
 
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Your only chance of reproduction, ugly subhuman, and you're thinking about birtth control?? :ROFLMAO:✋
 
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