I sneezemogged my entire 35 person class to sheer amazement

[HAPAgymcel]

So I was in my gigacombo 2 period English/World History/Sociology class and it was a work day. Whilst I was reading the Congo bongo giga nigga decolonializer fiction book called The Poisonwood Bible, I felt a builtup of pollen or some airborne particles in my nose. So of course, I prepared a big sneeze, and it was with my full powerlevel. After it there was a pause for a couple seconds, until a girl near said "b-bless you" and a friend said "jesus christ HAPAgymcel, you sneeze with the strength of a 50 year old" and I continued to flex that it's as loud as my 40 year old dad (10 year agesneezemog~!!!!) and that was it.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

My sneezes are very soft and quite. What does this mean bros?

 

[HAPAgymcel]

My sneezes are very soft and quite. What does this mean bros?

it means you're a little suppressed faggot

 

[Deleted member 1901]

never thought of this. i will do sneezemaxxing

 

[Cali Yuga]

always make a sneeze into a primal scream

 

[NeedToSucceed]

sometimes when i blow my nose in class i do it very loud like an elephant

it interrupts the teachers lesson and i remind everyone who the true nasal cavity mogger is

 

[HAPAgymcel]

sometimes when i blow my nose in class i do it very loud like an elephant

it interrupts the teachers lesson and i remind everyone who the true nasal cavity mogger is

very based fellow nonverbalnoisemaxxer

 

[AsGoodAsItGets]

So I was in my gigacombo 2 period English/World History/Sociology class and it was a work day. Whilst I was reading the Congo bongo giga nigga decolonializer fiction book called The Poisonwood Bible, I felt a builtup of pollen or some airborne particles in my nose. So of course, I prepared a big sneeze, and it was with my full powerlevel. After it there was a pause for a couple seconds, until a girl near said "b-bless you" and a friend said "jesus christ HAPAgymcel, you sneeze with the strength of a 50 year old" and I continued to flex that it's as loud as my 40 year old dad (10 year agesneezemog~!!!!) and that was it.

Yeah i naturally amplify my sneezes with the aaaacssshhkkuu noise i picked up from my gigamogger Chad grandpa when I was a kid. Primal af

 

[DawgyDawg]

tales from mumbai

 

[Magical Apple]

So I was in my gigacombo 2 period English/World History/Sociology class and it was a work day. Whilst I was reading the Congo bongo giga nigga decolonializer fiction book called The Poisonwood Bible, I felt a builtup of pollen or some airborne particles in my nose. So of course, I prepared a big sneeze, and it was with my full powerlevel. After it there was a pause for a couple seconds, until a girl near said "b-bless you" and a friend said "jesus christ HAPAgymcel, you sneeze with the strength of a 50 year old" and I continued to flex that it's as loud as my 40 year old dad (10 year agesneezemog~!!!!) and that was it.

 

[ConspiracyTheory]

You should have yelled out “the virus! It’s mutating.” Right after.