I Sound subhuman when I speak German (how do I fix it?)

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German fucked up all my slays, if I was speaking English I’d have a sexier voice but in German I sound retarded idk how to change it

 
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Its over I sound autistic, it just seems ugly tbh it’s hard to find someone charming when speaking German German is just not a romantic language
 
just be more relaxed and slow down your speech. You talking fast spikes anxiety of chicks listening cuz you sound like insecure incel
 
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just be more relaxed and slow down your speech. You talking fast spikes anxiety of chicks listening cuz you sound like insecure incel
 
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you sound like hitler op
 
you sound like hitler op
Just because I’m speaking German I sound nothing like him, girls like my voice (in English) I do gotta learn to speak slower tho
 
ya you talking slower in English is a massive improvement. You dont sound insecure anymore
Makes me sound like i have a brain tumor and am retarded
 
Ur German is better from the perspective of an English speaker tbh

Ur English is shaky, sounds worse
 
Makes me sound like i have a brain tumor and am retarded
Ok well I tried to give you honest advice. Obv you should not try to sound retarded while purposly slowing down ur speech. Just relax and talk casually but not with million words per minute. After 10 seconds of that last clip you sounded normal. Remember that talking million words per second spikes girls anxiety
 
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because i hate the wayy you faggots sound and you faggots invaded my country in ww2 fuck germans
He's not german..

He's a Brazilian who lives in Germany
 
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try saying "ein neger hat meine mutter imprägniert"
 
Du sollst dich niederschlagen lassen Hurensohn. Ende dein Leben, es ist ja vorbei.
 
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Yeah I’m Ausländer half German tho
i will never forgive you germans tbh every time i see a german in my city i want tho fight him
 
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should stick to himdi so u get curry halo
 
Its over I sound autistic, it just seems ugly tbh it’s hard to find someone charming when speaking German German is just not a romantic language
That is wrong, German in it’s pure form is very expressive and virile
 
That is wrong, German in it’s pure form is very expressive and virile
Well i sound like a subhuman speaking it doesn't give me a voice halo with girls like English does
 

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