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Ghost Philosophy

Ghost Philosophy

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I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me. :feelsgiga:
 
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Why are you judging yourself nigga?, you have eyes are you supposed to get stevie wonder glasses to avoid seeing ass?
 
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I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me. :feelsgiga:
I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?
 
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I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?
would u want your friends and family knowing you're an incel forum janitor?
 
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would you want your friends and family knowing you're an incel forum janitor?
Yea that's what I'm saying basically. But how do you hide it? It's basically like a second job and I'm sure some of his friends get curious eventually
 
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I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me. :feelsgiga:
you should become an author ✍️✌️✌️
 
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was it her birthday?
 
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Fakecel
 
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The only hetero mod (hopefully)
 
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tales from islamabad
 
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You killed our fucking streak pet
 
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Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.
 
the cake in question:

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Why are you judging yourself nigga?, you have eyes are you supposed to get stevie wonder glasses to avoid seeing ass?
I’m halalmaxxing since I’m Islamic. :fuk:
 
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I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?
Yes, my friends and some family members are aware that I am a staff member on here. Some of my friends have even joined and their siblings lurk on here along with their friends.
 
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Don't care about what they think. Lesser life forms anyway. The worst that she'll think is "ew he's creepy" and that's it.

Their opinions don't really matter unless it's a girl you want to get. Chances are she'll forget it anyway because low attention span and low intelligence
 
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Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.
You aren’t a truecel like me. :ogre:
 
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Yes, my friends and some family members are aware that I am a staff member on here. Some of my friends have even joined and their siblings lurk on here along with their friends.
Gatekeep the secret club 🤬🤬🤬
 
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Don't care about what they think. Lesser life forms anyway. The worst that she'll think is "ew he's creepy" and that's it.

Their opinions don't really matter unless it's a girl you want to get. Chances are she'll forget it anyway because low attention span and low intelligence
I agree with you. 🤙
 
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Are you an ass or titty man
Used to be a titty man when I was young, didn’t understand the appeal of ass at all, then I had a second puberty in my mid 20s and became both. 🤙
 
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Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.
Only if you're hmtn. Otherwise they get scared
 
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Used to be a titty man when I was young, didn’t understand the appeal of ass at all, then I had a second puberty in my mid 20s and became both. 🤙
I like ass
 
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I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me. :feelsgiga:
I like the way you described this

I could imagine it in my mind :forcedsmile:
 
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Precisely. Doesn’t work for truecels like me.
You'll get a nice gift in the mail from her called a restraining order
 
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The girl in the story was young and black, so you can understand how much cake she must have had. 🤙
Are south Asians finally liking chocolate now?
 
Imagine starring at her like this :feelsgood: while saying “ that cake is good “ would be pure cagefuel
 
I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me. :feelsgiga:
Not pervert at all
 

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