I sounded like a giga pervert today IRL

[Gengar]

I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me.

 

[ElMismisimoHDP]

Why are you judging yourself nigga?, you have eyes are you supposed to get stevie wonder glasses to avoid seeing ass?

 

[mentally_ill_chad]

Autism - Wikipedia

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[0ogrpostcel]

I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me.

I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?

 

[inceI]

I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?

would u want your friends and family knowing you're an incel forum janitor?

 

[0ogrpostcel]

would you want your friends and family knowing you're an incel forum janitor?

Yea that's what I'm saying basically. But how do you hide it? It's basically like a second job and I'm sure some of his friends get curious eventually

 

[itssooverropecope]

I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me.

you should become an author

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

was it her birthday?

 

[vincentzygo]

Fakecel

 

[SilverStCloud]

The only hetero mod (hopefully)

 

[vincentzygo]

The only hetero mod (hopefully)

Caged

 

[mvpisafaggot420]

was it her birthday?

this. were there candles and other such allurements?

 

[True truecel]

tales from islamabad

 

[Claymoreboy0118]

You killed our fucking streak pet

 

[spongebob]

Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.

 

[Serial Coomer]

the cake in question:

 

[Gengar]

Why are you judging yourself nigga?, you have eyes are you supposed to get stevie wonder glasses to avoid seeing ass?

I’m halalmaxxing since I’m Islamic.

 

[Gengar]

I always wonder if mods are open about BP in their life. Like do your friends ands family know your a mod?

Yes, my friends and some family members are aware that I am a staff member on here. Some of my friends have even joined and their siblings lurk on here along with their friends.

 

[Gengar]

would u want your friends and family knowing you're an incel forum janitor?

Low T for caring.

 

[Gengar]

you should become an author

Let’s gooooo. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.

 

[Gengar]

was it her birthday?

No she had a phat ass.

 

[Gengar]

Fakecel

It wasn’t for me.

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

No she had a phat ass.

Are you an ass or titty man

 

[Gengar]

tales from islamabad

The Netherlands*

 

[itssooverropecope]

Let’s gooooo. This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this.

Woooooooo

 

[Gengar]

You killed our fucking streak pet

I’m ashamed and incompetent.

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Don't care about what they think. Lesser life forms anyway. The worst that she'll think is "ew he's creepy" and that's it.

Their opinions don't really matter unless it's a girl you want to get. Chances are she'll forget it anyway because low attention span and low intelligence

 

[Gengar]

Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.

You aren’t a truecel like me.

 

[Gengar]

the cake in question:

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Try again. She wasn’t a brownoid.

 

[Gengar]

Woooooooo

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Yes, my friends and some family members are aware that I am a staff member on here. Some of my friends have even joined and their siblings lurk on here along with their friends.

Gatekeep the secret club

 

[Gengar]

Don't care about what they think. Lesser life forms anyway. The worst that she'll think is "ew he's creepy" and that's it.

Their opinions don't really matter unless it's a girl you want to get. Chances are she'll forget it anyway because low attention span and low intelligence

I agree with you.

 

[Gengar]

Gatekeep the secret club

One of my best friends lurks here.

 

[trashbinxoxo]

the cake in question:

View attachment 3827960

Middle eastern cucks still go crazy over that for some reason.

You should see the videos of those hijabi women walking around the city

 

[Gengar]

Are you an ass or titty man

Used to be a titty man when I was young, didn’t understand the appeal of ass at all, then I had a second puberty in my mid 20s and became both.

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Girls like perverts. Whenever I start talking about something sexual, even if it's just with a friend, they instantly become sexually agressive towards me.

Only if you're hmtn. Otherwise they get scared

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

Used to be a titty man when I was young, didn’t understand the appeal of ass at all, then I had a second puberty in my mid 20s and became both.

I like ass

 

[trashbinxoxo]

The only hetero mod (hopefully)

Master is kfcsexual only

 

[Gengar]

Only if you're hmtn. Otherwise they get scared

Precisely. Doesn’t work for truecels like me.

 

[Gengar]

I like ass

I know. You’re the only pawb destroyer.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me.

I like the way you described this

I could imagine it in my mind

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

I know. You’re the only pawb destroyer.

Tyrone behavior

 

[Gengar]

I like the way you described this

I could imagine it in my mind

Glad you enjoyed it bhaichacho.

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Precisely. Doesn’t work for truecels like me.

You'll get a nice gift in the mail from her called a restraining order

 

[Gengar]

Tyrone behavior

The girl in the story was young and black, so you can understand how much cake she must have had.

 

[Gengar]

You'll get a nice gift in the mail from her called a restraining order

I was with my tyrone blasian friend so it’s fine.

 

[Sub5UglyMan]

The girl in the story was young and black, so you can understand how much cake she must have had.

Are south Asians finally liking chocolate now?

 

[edodalic29]

Imagine starring at her like this while saying “ that cake is good “ would be pure cagefuel

 

[spongebob]

Only if you're hmtn. Otherwise they get scared

Thanks for confirming Im a HMTN.
Really needed the validation.

 

[powerliftercoco]

I was talking to my friend and he said “It’s good stuff” (we were talking about food or something) and one feet away right in front of me some girl with serious cake bends over giving me the perfect view and I mindlessly said “yeah, good stuff.” (I was talking about the food). Luckily she didn’t hear me.

Not pervert at all