I spend more time here than I’d like to

[Vermilioncore]

I intend to come here to check my notifications and get a dopamine rush. Then I end up rotting here for hours. I don’t like that shit. I don’t like it one tiny bit.

I wish I had some sort of machine that can control how much time I spend here. If left to my own devices, I would spend all my life on this forum until I’m 80 years old.

They must have did some type of mind control on us. There’s no other reason why we are so addicted. Fuck you all, who are all you? Just a bunch faceless accounts. Could all be bots for all I know

 

[Deleted member 18819]

I’m actually a bot.!

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m actually a bot.!

 

[Lygodactylus]

"Just a bunch faceless accounts. Could all be bots for all I know"
We aren't bots, but we may be tracking your information. You can browse privately but posts and images are saved.
-Kindest regards, Nathan Goldstein (director of the federal bureau of intelligence)

 

[Deleted member 17829]

I wish I was a bot so I dont have to suffer this existence as an inferior genetic male

 

[Alexanderr]

That’s a good thing, the more time spent, the better.

Spoiler

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I intend to come here to check my notifications and get a dopamine rush. Then I end up rotting here for hours.

Same