I sperged out at the theater yesterday.

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I went to see Joker yesterday, and the girl behind the counter asked me to pick a seat. I started punching one of the seats on the little board that stands up there and she said "its not touchscreen" my aspie self was so concentrated on performing the task at hand that I just kept punching the same seat (seat 10, row H) over and over, my brow furrowed, completely incapable of focusing on more than 1 thing at a time. Even my hearing shut off. I finally heard her say "its not touchscreen" again, this time a little bit louder. I was jolted out of it and blurted out my seat number while trying to play it off. Any normie who goes to the theater more than once a year would know that it wasn't touchscreen through experience. My ineptness completely exposed me as the rotter that I am, the fact that I also didn't buy anything to eat and was completely by myself comfirmed it even more. Movie was worth it though.
 
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You overthink shit way too much
 
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You overthink shit way too much
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I would have just assumed you were really stoned tbh
 
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Normal acting weird and overanalyzing because of too much ldar.
 
Where's the part where you pulled out your AK and started shooting around because you didn't get the seat you wanted it?
 
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