I stand up to wipe my ass

[WhiteMan]

Quicker.

 

[+10]

Quicker.

Might be

 

[WhiteMan]

Might be

It is.

 

[Deleted member 80562]

That’s weird bro

 

[WhiteMan]

That’s weird bro

No its not!

 

[Deleted member 91545]

Depends on my mood

 

[WhiteMan]

Depends on my mood

I always sit like a gargoyle on the toilet though

 

[Tusseleif]

Do you like how it feels when you stick your hand in your crack

 

[WhiteMan]

Do you like how it feels when you stick your hand in your crack

no.

 

[Deleted member 104531]

Wat

 

[Tusseleif]

no.

Would it be better if it was a more round and oblong object?

 

[WhiteMan]

Would it be better if it was a more round and oblong object?

no

 

[Deleted member 116489]

you don’t wipe at all
If you do you use newspaper and throw it on the floor afterwards

 

[WhiteMan]

you don’t wipe at all
If you do you use newspaper and throw it on the floor afterwards

I wipe my ass with sandpaper stupid nigger

 

[Deleted member 116489]

I wipe my ass with sandpaper stupid nigger

Dnr

 

[WhiteMan]

Dnr

dnr

 

[Deleted member 116489]

dnr

0

 

[DeborahAnnWollFARTS]

I wipe my butt like this: