I swear I have a bug under my skin

Bryce

Bryce

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I have this rash and I swear to God it's some kind of spider bite where they laid their eggs in me or something I feel something crawling beneath my skin
 
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Someone help me for fucks sake
 
Tear off your skin ! TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN !
 
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That happened to me once, it's an easy fix! I grabbed the nearest (sharpest) knife and craved roughly a 5cm square around the infected area. Next, I used some kind of acid (I think it was sulfuric acid, worked great) and poured it into the wound. It got rid of the itch extremely well! Side effects may vary.
 
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I have this rash and I swear to God it's some kind of spider bite where they laid their eggs in me or something I feel something crawling beneath my skin
We white men have bugs under our skin and they crawl. Fuck, I wanna slit my wrist
 
We white men have bugs under our skin and they crawl. Fuck, I wanna slit my wrist
We white men

1763594924393
 
You made a whole photoshop with the picture of someone who isn’t even me, fuck, you truly are as dumb as dogshit
I did not mean it like that
 

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