I take knives to shit with me

[Vermilioncore]

Does anyone else? Whenever I have to shit I have a compulsion of bringing a knife with me. No gun, just a sharp knife. I like to hold it while I shit

 

[bogii]

that's pretty weird tbh

 

[Deleted member 13332]

i have a10 eyes

 

[BearBoy]

i take a beer and cigarette

 

[n0rthface]

Is that a buck?

Yes I also do this, I even carry my cold steel OSS sub-hilt when I take a bath or jerk off (I grip the blade a bit tighter when I cum)

Sometimes I wish I had knife hands, that would be awesome…

 

[n0rthface]

Is that a buck?

Yes I also do this, I even carry my cold steel OSS sub-hilt when I take a bath or jerk off (I grip the blade a bit tighter when I cum)
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Sometimes I wish I had knife hands, that would be awesome…

Tagging users that I think will be able to relate to this.

@OldVirgin @subhuman incel @kjsbdfiusdf @volcelfatcel @jm17

 

[Ritalincel]

>poop knife

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Ugh, poor lil Vermy. He's damaged. Traumatized. It all started back during that wretched evening at the disc golf park. His bowels insisted for him to locate a restroom, and fast. He spotted a porta-potty and proceeded there.

At first, he was reluctant. Because of the suspicious fella that sat near the area giving Vermy the creepy eyes.

But his stomach couldn't hold back the endgame. He went inside and looked down at a rather unpleasant reality.

"Gotta get er' done, son." He said out loud to himself and sat down on that disgusting nasty fucking toilet. But he made a terrible mistake.

He forgot to lock the door!

As he's pushing his heart out, the door opens and that black man that sat on the bench nearby rushed inside...

...and....and....ugh. Portallated him. For 15 long minutes. The porta-potty rattled. Shaked. It looked like a struggle was happening inside. And a struggle indeed.

Since then, Vermy would never be the same. And so he carries a knife with him whenever he uses the shithole.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Ugh, poor lil Vermy. He's damaged. Traumatized. It all started back during that wretched evening at the disc golf park. His bowels insisted for him to locate a restroom, and fast. He spotted a porta-potty and proceeded there.

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At first, he was reluctant. Because of the suspicious fella that sat near the area giving Vermy the creepy eyes.

But his stomach couldn't hold back the endgame. He went inside and looked down at a rather unpleasant reality.

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"Gotta get er' done, son." He said out loud to himself and sat down on that disgusting nasty fucking toilet. But he made a terrible mistake.

He forgot to lock the door!

As he's pushing his heart out, the door opens and that black man that sat on the bench nearby rushed inside...

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...and....and....ugh. Portallated him. For 15 long minutes. The porta-potty rattled. Shaked. It looked like a struggle was happening inside. And a struggle indeed.

Since then, Vermy would never be the same. And so he carries a knife with him whenever he uses the shithole.

@Thompsonz this demented puppet gives you a run for your money with his imagination

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@Thompsonz this demented puppet gives you a run for your money with his imagination

Oh, imagination, uh? It's okay, Vermy. No one's judging you. It wasn't your fault. Don't go blaming yourself.