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Meal 1: Cheeseburger
Put frying pan on stove, turn stove on. Put some butter on it, use fork to coat pan with butter. Grab mince press it into a ball then hamburger, put it on the frying pan, takes like 10 mins turn it whenever u want. Put on bun with slice of cheese

Meal 2: Teriyaki lamb and rice
Put water in saucepan put on stove turn it on. Put just below 1/2 cup rice in it. Once it boils takes about 14 mins. While waiting for that do the fry pan thing again, cut up a lamb leg steak, put it on frying pan, chuck some frozen vegies in. When lamb is brown squirt some teriyaki sauce on it (get one that has no fructose syrup in it). Serve it all together.

Meal 3: Spaghetti
Water, saucepan, turn on. Frying pan on, butter, break up some mince in it. Wash your hands with dish liquid after. Then put spaghetti on like a handful, snap it in half chuck it in. Takes 10 mins. When mince is brown squirt some tomato sauce in it, add some herbs or other shit if u have it. Then chuck the spaghetti in, mix it all up, eat it.

Just do that. Everyone else will try to overcomplicate it which will cause u to say fuck it and eat takeout. It's all about effort/reward ratio.
 
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thank you Mr.Romanstock:feelsthink:
 
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Now i can finally eat for the first time in my life thx
 
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Meal 1: Cheeseburger
Put frying pan on stove, turn stove on. Put some butter on it, use fork to coat pan with butter. Grab mince press it into a ball then hamburger, put it on the frying pan, takes like 10 mins turn it whenever u want. Put on bun with slice of cheese

Meal 2: Teriyaki lamb and rice
Put water in saucepan put on stove turn it on. Put just below 1/2 cup rice in it. Once it boils takes about 14 mins. While waiting for that do the fry pan thing again, cut up a lamb leg steak, put it on frying pan, chuck some frozen vegies in. When lamb is brown squirt some teriyaki sauce on it (get one that has no fructose syrup in it). Serve it all together.

Meal 3: Spaghetti
Water, saucepan, turn on. Frying pan on, butter, break up some mince in it. Wash your hands with dish liquid after. Then put spaghetti on like a handful, snap it in half chuck it in. Takes 10 mins. When mince is brown squirt some tomato sauce in it, add some herbs or other shit if u have it. Then chuck the spaghetti in, mix it all up, eat it.

Just do that. Everyone else will try to overcomplicate it which will cause u to say fuck it and eat takeout. It's all about effort/reward ratio.
TY :feelsyay:
 
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