I think I got the coronavirus

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There was a fucking idiot rich kid coughing on everyone on monday class. The following day I started coughing too, and today I started having a headache and my whole body hurts. My dad got infected too, he's in bed sleeping all day and hasn't eaten anything in like 16 hours.

To the kid that went to class that day, FUCK YOU.
 
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Infect as many as possible
 
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Sorry nigga
 
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If i had corona i would go out and infect everyone, jfl.

Not like they can put me in prison for coughing
 
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You are asian, expected
 
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Indeed, son. My lungs are now fucked for the rest of my life and I'm gonna be infertile.
You are asian, expected
I didn't have the virus to begin with. If that fucking retard didn't go to class coughing on everyone I wouldn't have it, and my dad would be completely fine too. Fuck him.
 
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Indeed, son. My lungs are now fucked for the rest of my life and I'm gonna be infertile.

I didn't have the virus to begin with. If that fucking retard didn't go to class coughing on everyone I wouldn't have it, and my dad would be completely fine too. Fuck him.

kill him
 
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murder him as revenge
 
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If i had corona i would go out and infect everyone, jfl.

Not like they can put me in prison for coughing
This

JFL thinking im going to self quarantine like a bitch because some selfish gooks :lul:
 
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Keep in mind we don't live in Europe, quarantine yourself tbh.


Ainda bem que Witzel botou o Rio de janeiro inteiro em quarentena, carioca nem eh gente!
 
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ur lungs are now destroyed for life buddy boyo
 
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Keep in mind we don't live in Europe, quarantine yourself tbh.


Ainda bem que Witzel botou o Rio de janeiro inteiro em quarentena, carioca nem eh gente!
Não tenho certeza se é coronavirus, até porque só tem um caso confirmado na minha cidade. Tu achas que eu devo fazer o teste pra descobrir?
 
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coronavirus symptoms don't show up so quickly relax its most likely something else.
 
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coronavirus symptoms don't show up so quickly relax its most likely something else.
I hope so. I'm probably just paranoid. I haven't got sick in more than 1 year and now I get sick during this whole fucked up shit. Should I test if I have it in a lab?
 
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If i had corona i would go out and infect everyone, jfl.

Not like they can put me in prison for coughing
they actually can lol
 
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I hope so. I'm probably just paranoid. I haven't got sick in more than 1 year and now I get sick during this whole fucked up shit. Should I test if I have it in a lab?
get it tested just to be sure but its most likely something incubation period of coronavirus is much longer.
 
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Não tenho certeza se é coronavirus, até porque só tem um caso confirmado na minha cidade. Tu achas que eu devo fazer o teste pra descobrir?

Probably paranoia tbh

If i had corona i would go out and infect everyone, jfl.

Not like they can put me in prison for coughing

They can, there's a guy on my state that will get sued by the government because he didn't wait for the test result and traveled to another city jfl
 
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I was paranoid like this but i don't have anything lol
 
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There was a fucking idiot rich kid coughing on everyone on monday class. The following day I started coughing too, and today I started having a headache and my whole body hurts. My dad got infected too, he's in bed sleeping all day and hasn't eaten anything in like 16 hours.

To the kid that went to class that day, FUCK YOU.
 
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im tempted to give myself corona or something since im gonna basically be isolated at home for the next few weeks since school is closed. if i can get it and not die (same chance of dying to it as flu anyway) then i wont ever have to worry about it again in the future
 
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Wait how will they ever catch you? Cant you just pretend you dont didnt know you had the virus.
If you deliberately ignore the obvious symptoms and still went out to public places that's enough to get you in serious trouble.
 
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If you deliberately ignore the obvious symptoms and still went out to public places that's enough to get you in serious trouble.
B-b-b-but sir it was just the flu 😳
 
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Indeed, son. My lungs are now fucked for the rest of my life and I'm gonna be infertile.

I didn't have the virus to begin with. If that fucking retard didn't go to class coughing on everyone I wouldn't have it, and my dad would be completely fine too. Fuck him.
jfl is this true tho?
 
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jfl is this true tho?
If you're talking about the story, yes. I don't know if it was coronavirus, but I've already recovered from it.

If you're talking about the fucked lungs and infertility, I don't know. I've seen some guys here saying that it's true.
 
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If you're talking about the story, yes. I don't know if it was coronavirus, but I've already recovered from it.

If you're talking about the fucked lungs and infertility, I don't know. I've seen some guys here saying that it's true.
ye was asking about corona, I need you to make it through this shit stay safe
 
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