I THINK I KNOW WHY I HAD DIAHORREA TONIGHT. MY STOMACH IS STILL PAINFUL. I ATE A KINDER CHOCOLATE BAR AT IFTAR.

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kinder duplo tastes like shit never saw the appeal
 
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kinder duplo tastes like shit never saw the appeal
It was a gift from our neighbour. I have painful gas and really smelly farts.
 
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I'm just annoyed at myself now for forgetting about the Ferrero salmonella outbreak.
didn't even know about it, i haven't eaten chocolate for years
 
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Perhaps this is a punishment for calling people the n word and telling others to suck a cock during Ramadan?
 
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I absolve you of your apologies
I wonder when my symptoms would go away. Right now I'm farting uncontrollably (and stinkily) while eating suhoor and I feel so upset at myself. I'm eating at home and not masjid because of this.
 
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I wonder when my symptoms would go away. Right now I'm farting uncontrollably (and stinkily, but silently) while eating suhoor and I feel so upset at myself.
You live in the UK right? Do you normally eat a lot of beans?
 
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You live in the UK right? Do you normally eat a lot of beans?
but I think I have salmonella as I had a Ferrero chocolate bar for Iftar.
 
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I do yes.
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but I think I have salmonella as I had a Ferrero chocolate bar for Iftar.
Interesting that you think that because the outbreak has been spread out over the past two years. Which comes to question what the fuck is happening in the production facilities in Alba.
 
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Interesting that you think that because the outbreak has been spread out over the past two years.
For Kinder chocolates?
Which comes to question what the fuck is happening in the production facilities in Alba.
In scotland?

didn't even know about it, i haven't eaten chocolate for years
I JUST CHECKED THE EXPIRY DATE OF THE CHOCOLATE BAR.

9TH FEBRUARY 2023 :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
 
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Perhaps this is a punishment for calling people the n word
OP gets offended at everything, I doubt he called anyone nigger
 
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And I had a Raffaelo too.

What do I do now? I have half a Duplo bar left.
Dude why are you eating so many chocolates your skin's gonna break out like crazy at this rate
 
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Dude why are you eating so many chocolates your skin's gonna break out like crazy at this rate
I had one Raffaelo ball and half a small Duplo bar, that's about it.
 
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