I think I sacrificed my first born child

[jbgenjoyer12]

Yesterday we couldn't reach my dad and we were really scared cause he wasn't responding and we didn't know what he was doing. I started thinking what if my dad got stabbed by some gay ass gang member (he's already been threatened for his wallet by one) and what if he's not gonna come home at all? To make all this worse, my stupid mom locked him out of the house because she was angry (most empathetic gender btw) so I was getting desperate. I prayed to God and told him, "God, if you can get my dad home safe you can have my first born child"
Miraculously, he somehow got inside the locked house, he had a broken hand but he was fine other than that
I'm just happy he's here, but at what cost?
Do you guys think I can sacrifice my second born child just to get to 6'0?

 

[algerianmogger]

Yesterday we couldn't reach my dad and we were really scared cause he wasn't responding and we didn't know what he was doing. I started thinking what if my dad got stabbed by some gay ass gang member (he's already been threatened for his wallet by one) and what if he's not gonna come home at all? To make all this worse, my stupid mom locked him out of the house because she was angry (most empathetic gender btw) so I was getting desperate. I prayed to God and told him, "God, if you can get my dad home safe you can have my first born child"
Miraculously, he somehow got inside the locked house, he had a broken hand but he was fine other than that
I'm just happy he's here, but at what cost?
Do you guys think I can sacrifice my second born child just to get to 6'0?

 

[amisci]

Avi checks out

 

[jbgenjoyer12]

Avi checks out

I'm not even Jewish tho I'm Indian