I think I saw someone recovering from some sort of eye surgery today

[idealistsynth]

skinny fat light skin today with bubble guy, 5 large beers, and a bonnet at the gas station. had all sorts of weird bandages near his eyes and they looked unnaturally positively tilted. all that procedure jus to be 30% bf, 5’8, skinny and drink gas station alc on a Thursday

 

[Deleted member 14532]

Horny ​

Tonight I wanna push the limits of your imagination. Horny has no time or place... it just is. Horny doesn’t discriminate. Horny happens to everyone of all ages, sizes, backgrounds and ethnicities. Horny is equal. Horny is unbiased. I want to stroke it slow before I slide it in, I want to smack it on the lips and watch it jiggle like jello, I want to slowly stroke deep into that gushy mushy slippy slidey sopping wet thang and listen to it squelch, spit, and spurt like a ketchup bottle. Yes i eat pussy, yes i spread them lips while i eat eat.. yup i slurp on that mf yes i eat it till them legs shake.. No i do not stop that just makes me wanna go more yes i swallow them juices up and lick it off my fingers when I’m done ok and wassup ?! If I was staying home with you I wouldn’t give a fuck about corona. I would touch your face and boobs and pussy before I dunk both of my balls in your juicy, succulent, captivating, big, badonkadonk booty! I would keep my balls in there just to feel how warm and cozy it is! I want her to handcuff me to the bed and just tease the tip of my cock showing no mercy, bringing me to the edge of nutting for hours as she gets off on torturing me knowing how bad I want to cum. I want her to rub her pussy lips on my tip and just leave me dripping precum crying. Let me suckle on those luscious breasts while you giggle and play in my hair. Let me strip them of every drop of breast milk in those humongous jugs. Let me suck them bone dry like some baby back ribs. I want to squeeze the breast milk into my eyes like Supreme Patty squeezes lemons. . I wanna push you to an extreme breaking point. I wanna fuck u silly. I push u on the bed. I stand in front of u and your mouth is wide open for my dick. I push it all down your throat and i start to throatfuck u and Have you spitting on my dick. I do it hard and fast. I reach down to feel your nipples and to squeeze them hear u moan against my big dick. I grab your head and fuck your throat harder sending tears down your face. I moan as your tongue plays with it making me coat the back of your throat with cum. I pull it your throat with cum. I pull it out and watch u cough and choke a bit. I then push u down and tie you to the bed with Japanese silk rope. I blindfold you and i begin to play with your body. I squeeze your nipples and rub your pussy. You moan loud. I finally want it and i lift your legs up to expose your pussy and ass. I lube up a metal anal plug and i push it in. You respond with a scream of pain the excitement thrn your moaning as u want more. I oblige and i push myself into your pussy. I pound your pussy harder and I watch some more. After about an hour u squirt hard and shake harder. Your eyes roll back and pass out. I untie u and take out the toys. Before i let u sleep for the night i push my dick into your pussy to feel the creaminess. You moan in your half sleep and i start pounding away as u wake and moan telling me to cum. I pound harder slapping your ass until u squirt again and i cum deep in your pussy. Finally exhausted, we sleep. i want you to feel my dick twitch in your mouth as your tongue is sliding up and down my throbbing cock as u stare up at me, making eye contact and smiling knowing what you’re doing to my cock. i’ll grab your head and push my dick deeper into your mouth and make you gag and choke. I think about destroying that tight little pussy of yours, my dick entering your wet pussy as you let out a moan of pain/pleasure. You start to tear up but want me to keep going. My cock is fully inside you now as I stroke. You hold me closer as you finally get used to my cock. let me slide my big meaty throbbing cock inside your gaping beckoning hot supple vagina as you gasp for air because my big meaty thing crashes into your cervix with such force that you lose your breath . I would love to watch your cute body wiggle and jerk as I pound my thick cock into your little pussy, making you moan and squeeze my dick harder while I fuck you. Watching your amazing tits jiggle while you take my dick. Mmm the smell of sex we’ll leave behind after I fill you. Make me ur bitch please. I want u to be the reason I hate myself at night. I want u to dog walk me. I want u to abuse me. I want u to give me 2 black eyes. I want u to be the reason I wear sunglasses inside. I want u to spit on me like a redneck spitting his tobacco. I want to explore her body. I wanna find out how deep I have to get before the pressure from the tip of my dick becomes unbearable in her tight walls. I wanna know how long she can last. I wanna find out how her cum tastes after having my dick marinate in her juices. I want to put pepper in her pillow so when I’m hitting it from the back and she sneeze it grip like a gorilla fist and I can stand up and swing my meat around like a helicopter and she can have a homemade helicopter meat ride and we laughing and moaning and cumming all at the same time. GOD I would tear that juice box UP! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I ever seen a juicy poon like that. I would aggressively finger that cooch like a Professional Gamer fingers a keyboard. Just thinking about it has my cock rock hard. Like imagine sliding your thick wet cock in that little tight juicy pussy and feeling it grip and grab to the point where you can feel every vein tensing up as you’re ready to cum only to release a thick hot load into the female counterpart like a warm water balloon. I need your pussy gripping on my dick just smothering it and when I be stroking in it you just be creaming and creaming and creaming when I start going faster you be fartin and shit the whole room just stank with your pussy fart air you can't stop moaning cuz I'm hitting the core of your pussy just making you moan and moan and moan you try to run but you can't cuz I got a tight grip in you In you after I'm done coating your walls with sweat and nut I fuck your asshole and when I'm done you just start shittin you can't stop shittin your asshole won't work it just can't cuz I won't let you I just keep on stroking and stroking until I go ultra instinct and coat your mouth with all of my juicy white semen from my cock you can't spit it out cuz I won't let you you struggle to swallow it all but you do it anyway it keeps coming out after I'm done with your mouth and then I put it in you you can't even breathe cuz I'm just taking it all the way cuz my big juicy nigga meat is down your throat. I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny. RUIN MY LIFE WANT IT IM READY TO DIE FOR IT I WANT TO FEEL THE SWEET SUCCULENT FATTY THIGHS CLAPPING AGAINST MY BIG MEGA GIANT GORILLA COCK AND IM READY TO FEEL THE SWEET RELEASE OF A LEG SHAKING ORGASM

 

[autisticntmaxer⠀]

Horny ​

Tonight I wanna push the limits of your imagination. Horny has no time or place... it just is. Horny doesn’t discriminate. Horny happens to everyone of all ages, sizes, backgrounds and ethnicities. Horny is equal. Horny is unbiased. I want to stroke it slow before I slide it in, I want to smack it on the lips and watch it jiggle like jello, I want to slowly stroke deep into that gushy mushy slippy slidey sopping wet thang and listen to it squelch, spit, and spurt like a ketchup bottle. Yes i eat pussy, yes i spread them lips while i eat eat.. yup i slurp on that mf yes i eat it till them legs shake.. No i do not stop that just makes me wanna go more yes i swallow them juices up and lick it off my fingers when I’m done ok and wassup ?! If I was staying home with you I wouldn’t give a fuck about corona. I would touch your face and boobs and pussy before I dunk both of my balls in your juicy, succulent, captivating, big, badonkadonk booty! I would keep my balls in there just to feel how warm and cozy it is! I want her to handcuff me to the bed and just tease the tip of my cock showing no mercy, bringing me to the edge of nutting for hours as she gets off on torturing me knowing how bad I want to cum. I want her to rub her pussy lips on my tip and just leave me dripping precum crying. Let me suckle on those luscious breasts while you giggle and play in my hair. Let me strip them of every drop of breast milk in those humongous jugs. Let me suck them bone dry like some baby back ribs. I want to squeeze the breast milk into my eyes like Supreme Patty squeezes lemons. . I wanna push you to an extreme breaking point. I wanna fuck u silly. I push u on the bed. I stand in front of u and your mouth is wide open for my dick. I push it all down your throat and i start to throatfuck u and Have you spitting on my dick. I do it hard and fast. I reach down to feel your nipples and to squeeze them hear u moan against my big dick. I grab your head and fuck your throat harder sending tears down your face. I moan as your tongue plays with it making me coat the back of your throat with cum. I pull it your throat with cum. I pull it out and watch u cough and choke a bit. I then push u down and tie you to the bed with Japanese silk rope. I blindfold you and i begin to play with your body. I squeeze your nipples and rub your pussy. You moan loud. I finally want it and i lift your legs up to expose your pussy and ass. I lube up a metal anal plug and i push it in. You respond with a scream of pain the excitement thrn your moaning as u want more. I oblige and i push myself into your pussy. I pound your pussy harder and I watch some more. After about an hour u squirt hard and shake harder. Your eyes roll back and pass out. I untie u and take out the toys. Before i let u sleep for the night i push my dick into your pussy to feel the creaminess. You moan in your half sleep and i start pounding away as u wake and moan telling me to cum. I pound harder slapping your ass until u squirt again and i cum deep in your pussy. Finally exhausted, we sleep. i want you to feel my dick twitch in your mouth as your tongue is sliding up and down my throbbing cock as u stare up at me, making eye contact and smiling knowing what you’re doing to my cock. i’ll grab your head and push my dick deeper into your mouth and make you gag and choke. I think about destroying that tight little pussy of yours, my dick entering your wet pussy as you let out a moan of pain/pleasure. You start to tear up but want me to keep going. My cock is fully inside you now as I stroke. You hold me closer as you finally get used to my cock. let me slide my big meaty throbbing cock inside your gaping beckoning hot supple vagina as you gasp for air because my big meaty thing crashes into your cervix with such force that you lose your breath . I would love to watch your cute body wiggle and jerk as I pound my thick cock into your little pussy, making you moan and squeeze my dick harder while I fuck you. Watching your amazing tits jiggle while you take my dick. Mmm the smell of sex we’ll leave behind after I fill you. Make me ur bitch please. I want u to be the reason I hate myself at night. I want u to dog walk me. I want u to abuse me. I want u to give me 2 black eyes. I want u to be the reason I wear sunglasses inside. I want u to spit on me like a redneck spitting his tobacco. I want to explore her body. I wanna find out how deep I have to get before the pressure from the tip of my dick becomes unbearable in her tight walls. I wanna know how long she can last. I wanna find out how her cum tastes after having my dick marinate in her juices. I want to put pepper in her pillow so when I’m hitting it from the back and she sneeze it grip like a gorilla fist and I can stand up and swing my meat around like a helicopter and she can have a homemade helicopter meat ride and we laughing and moaning and cumming all at the same time. GOD I would tear that juice box UP! I wouldn’t know what to do with myself if I ever seen a juicy poon like that. I would aggressively finger that cooch like a Professional Gamer fingers a keyboard. Just thinking about it has my cock rock hard. Like imagine sliding your thick wet cock in that little tight juicy pussy and feeling it grip and grab to the point where you can feel every vein tensing up as you’re ready to cum only to release a thick hot load into the female counterpart like a warm water balloon. I need your pussy gripping on my dick just smothering it and when I be stroking in it you just be creaming and creaming and creaming when I start going faster you be fartin and shit the whole room just stank with your pussy fart air you can't stop moaning cuz I'm hitting the core of your pussy just making you moan and moan and moan you try to run but you can't cuz I got a tight grip in you In you after I'm done coating your walls with sweat and nut I fuck your asshole and when I'm done you just start shittin you can't stop shittin your asshole won't work it just can't cuz I won't let you I just keep on stroking and stroking until I go ultra instinct and coat your mouth with all of my juicy white semen from my cock you can't spit it out cuz I won't let you you struggle to swallow it all but you do it anyway it keeps coming out after I'm done with your mouth and then I put it in you you can't even breathe cuz I'm just taking it all the way cuz my big juicy nigga meat is down your throat. I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny. RUIN MY LIFE WANT IT IM READY TO DIE FOR IT I WANT TO FEEL THE SWEET SUCCULENT FATTY THIGHS CLAPPING AGAINST MY BIG MEGA GIANT GORILLA COCK AND IM READY TO FEEL THE SWEET RELEASE OF A LEG SHAKING ORGASM

is this all you fucking post bro

 

[WonkyChin186]

Shouldve asked him ab it

 

[idealistsynth]

Shouldve asked him ab it

no he looked like he was on smth