I think I'm in love with myself

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

When I look in the mirror, my first thought is. "Well, hey there Mister Chad. How are you?" Suddenly, a disgusting feeling ripens in my gut. I hate faggots. Quickly, I assume a faggot just flirted with me. Ugh. I become enraged! So I get busy with the iron. You know, distract my mind and work the bitches out. It helps. Js. Ngl. Fr, niggas.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

@Shako Mako Explain yourself.

 

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With Timberlake's faggy voice:

Aren't you somethin' to admire?
'Cause your shine is somethin' like a mirror

My mirror staring back at me (oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh)

I couldn't get any bigger (oh-oh)