I think I'm just gonna get penis surgery

User28823

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i have to

its the only way to fix my deformed penis.

i just can't stand these fucking retarded surgeons

my case is so complex they have no fucking idea what they're doing

 
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imagine being born with a perfectly symmetrical penis.

gods greatest gift.

wow.

i wish.
 
(((they))) say u cant bend ur erect penis thats dangerous !!

(((they))) say u cant change the shape of the tunica albuginea thats impossible!

and yet u see the modeling being executed here, structurally changing the shape of the tunica albuginea to reshape the curvature

i will forcefully do this on my erect penis and so help me god i dont fracture my penis
 
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Wdym deformed?
 
Just do bag hanging with weight and vacuum leg penis stretching
 
Wdym deformed?
my penis vs normal penis

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Notice the right corpus cavernosum is much thicker/wider than left but thins at the base

the scrotal line isnt even in the center on my balls

the left corpus cavernosum is significantly smaller than the right causing a severe leftward bend

left balls go right over the left side of my dick making it so uncomfortable sometimes it turns black from suffocation i think

its over.
 
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Just do bag hanging with weight and vacuum leg penis stretching
i am trying penis hanging but it seems its making it worse / similar to me training my body which is also asymmetrical

because left body has better insertions it outgrows the right side

similarly, because right side of penis has asymmetrically larger tunica albuginea its structurally impossible for me to make the left side bigger, right side will outgrow it

i have to try to avoid stimulating the right side completely
 
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No pic=larp
 
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my penis vs normal penis

1754431978309


Notice the right corpus cavernosum is much thicker/wider than left but thins at the base

the scrotal line isnt even in the center on my balls

the left corpus cavernosum is significantly smaller than the right causing a severe leftward bend

left balls go right over the left side of my dick making it so uncomfortable sometimes it turns black from suffocation i think

its over.
I think u can fix it with these methods
Just do bag hanging with weight and vacuum leg penis stretching
 
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my penis vs normal penis

1754431978309


Notice the right corpus cavernosum is much thicker/wider than left but thins at the base

the scrotal line isnt even in the center on my balls

the left corpus cavernosum is significantly smaller than the right causing a severe leftward bend

left balls go right over the left side of my dick making it so uncomfortable sometimes it turns black from suffocation i think

its over.
LMFAOOOO WTF IS THAT DICK
 
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Ha Ha Ha Laughing GIF
 
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my penis is deformed, it hurts to jerk off.

i feel 99% sensation in the left groin region due to veins and nerve impingement from my erect curved penis



imagine jerking off and u feel one side annoying u

thats like only hearing audio in one of ur ears
 
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i could just get my left testicle removed and it would solve 99% of my problems actually..

fucking hate that left testicle, so fucking annoying.

the curve doesnt even bother me despite the right side feeling dispersedly more girthy

its moreso the impingement annoyance.

FUCK MY LEFT TESTICLE. I WILL HAVE MY LEFT TESTICLE REMOVED.
 
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my penis is deformed, it hurts to jerk off.

i feel 99% sensation in the left groin region due to veins and nerve impingement from my erect curved penis

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imagine jerking off and u feel one side annoying u

thats like only hearing audio in one of ur ears
LMFAOOOOOO

NIGGA UR DICK IS DEFORMED
 
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i could just get my left testicle removed and it would solve 99% of my problems actually..

fucking hate that left testicle, so fucking annoying.

the curve doesnt even bother me despite the right side feeling dispersedly more girthy

its moreso the impingement annoyance.

FUCK MY LEFT TESTICLE. I WILL HAVE MY LEFT TESTICLE REMOVED.
LMAOOOO NIGGAS GONNA GET HIS BALLS REMOVED

U WONT BE A MAN ANYMORE AFTER THAT
 
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LMAOOOO NIGGAS GONNA GET HIS BALLS REMOVED

U WONT BE A MAN ANYMORE AFTER THAT
only one of them, the other will compensate or i can just inject T
 
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Isnt one side of your body deformed too?
 
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women fuck exotic animal dragon dildos i doubt that shit matters ngl :feelshah:
 
LMAOOOO NIGGAS GONNA GET HIS BALLS REMOVED

U WONT BE A MAN ANYMORE AFTER THAT
He was never a natural man after taking these artificial peptides and lab grown cancer cells
 
You should chop your whole fucking penis off and become the true EUNUCH BITCH THAT YOU ARE MOTHERFUCKER
 
women fuck exotic animal dragon dildos i doubt that shit matters ngl :feelshah:
its not about how it looks

it used to not hurt

now it does, its uncomfortable

makes me wanna rope everyday tbh
 
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That's what you get for ALTERING MOTHER NATURE แ›‰
 
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That's what you get for ALTERING MOTHER NATURE แ›‰
thats what i get for dry humping a foid riding my cock

 
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YOU SELF INFLICTED DEFORMED PEYRONIE'S DISEASED ONTO TO YOURSELF BASTARD WTF HAHAHAHA
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thats what i get for dry humping a foid riding my cock

 
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its not about how it looks

it used to not hurt

now it does, its uncomfortable

makes me wanna rope everyday tbh
i mean if it began with the pe i would just stop it probably just went into hanging way too hard if you've never done manuals before
 
i mean if it began with the pe i would just stop it probably just went into hanging way too hard if you've never done manuals before
it didnt begin with pe

i started pe becasue it felt like it was worsening over time

i think jerking off with my left hand made it worse over the years

but when i jerk with my right it impinges the nerves even harder
 
nigga might cuck off his deformed penis during his diy :feelskek::feelskek:
 
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it didnt begin with pe

i started pe becasue it felt like it was worsening over time

i think jerking off with my left hand made it worse over the years

but when i jerk with my right it impinges the nerves even harder
tell that shit to stop tbh :feelshah: but why would you start hanging sounds like the worst possible option
 
my penis vs normal penis

1754431978309


Notice the right corpus cavernosum is much thicker/wider than left but thins at the base

the scrotal line isnt even in the center on my balls

the left corpus cavernosum is significantly smaller than the right causing a severe leftward bend

left balls go right over the left side of my dick making it so uncomfortable sometimes it turns black from suffocation i think

its over.

so do you pissed curved or something? :forcedsmile:
 

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tell that shit to stop tbh :feelshah: but why would you start hanging sounds like the worst possible option
the idea is that hanging weights will put more tension on my left weaker side and open it up / lengthen and enlarge it / stretch the plaque so that its less restrictive
 
Wtf is that
I don't understand shit from this drawing
the orange line is my piss

the circle is my body

orange line should be straight
 
the idea is that hanging weights will put more tension on my left weaker side and open it up / lengthen and enlarge it / stretch the plaque so that its less restrictive
your dick curves more everytime you make a larp foid post but id stick with manuals tbh 95% of progress pics from pe is usually just eq
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did u get it removed ?
no, when i was born my right nut died or sum shit . my dick is 7 inches too even with one ball Lmaoo. pituitary gland ramps up lh and fsh .
 
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