iblameloweffort
GOD
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At this point I'm convinced my future self has declared war on me. Every time I try to improve my life, I discover that Past Me has already planted some kind of trap. I'll open my laptop to be productive and find 37 tabs I don't remember opening. I'll decide to start sleeping early and suddenly remember a thousand things I absolutely need to do at 2 AM. I'll promise myself to save money and then find evidence that a previous version of me had very different financial goals. The only explanation is that Future Me keeps sending instructions back through time and they're all designed to make my life slightly more inconvenient. Sometimes I imagine meeting him face to face. He'd probably shake my hand, thank me for all my sacrifices, and then hand me another problem to deal with. If you're reading this, Future Me, just know that I know what you're doing. The war isn't over.