I Think My Hoarding Disorder Has Gained Sentience

Nazi Germany

Nazi Germany

Zubeer Adolf Hipster -Nazi Monkoid Rights Activist
Joined
Aug 15, 2024
Posts
801
Reputation
2,483
Listen, I always knew my hoarding was out of control, but now it’s self-aware. I swear, the piles of junk have started organizing themselves. No, I’m not delusional (well, maybe a little, but that’s beside the point). Yesterday, I watched a pile of old magazines strategically slide across the floor to block the doorway. They’re not just sitting there anymore; they’ve got agendas, they’re holding meetings, probably plotting against me:feelswhy:
Every attempt I make to clean? Sabotaged. My laundry basket just laughed at me the other day. The newspapers from 1996 are gatekeepers to some secret knowledge only they know, and they won’t let me toss them. And don’t even get me started on the sock collection. Socks with holes have united in some underground sock rebellion. They even have a leader now:lul: one lone sock, the Messiah of Mismatched Hosiery, the chosen one that rules over the wasteland of forgotten laundry.
Listen boyo, They’ve evolved. Now they communicate, but not in normal ways. Every creak of the floorboard, every rustle of paper is a coded message. I’m not the master of this domain anymore :feelsuhh: I’m the hostage. My hoarding has created a new society within my own home, and it’s only a matter of time before they file for independence. First, they claim my closet, next... my bedroom.
And I? I’m outnumbered. I can’t throw them out because now they’ve guilt-tripped me:soy:. “How dare you,” they say. We’re your history, your memories, your failed eBay business. It’s a sentient army of junk, and I, the fool, their pathetic ruler, am now a victim of their manipulative loyalty. Soon, they’ll start their own economy, probably more stable than the real one:smonk:

@_MVP_ @BigJimsWornOutTires @Vermilioncore @TsarTsar444 @MoggerGaston
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • Love it
Reactions: hopeless NTmaxxer, St.TikTokcel, BigJimsWornOutTires and 7 others
@nullandvoid @Tabula Rasa @Gaygymmaxx @PROMETHEUS @Defeatist
 
  • +1
  • Love it
Reactions: StarvedEpi and Tabula Rasa
@StarvedEpi @forevergymcelling @autistic_tendencies @psychomandible @thecel
 
  • Love it
Reactions: StarvedEpi
How asmongold feels
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Schizotypalcel, ShowerMaxxing and Nazi Germany
Schizo really is a phenomenon
 
  • +1
  • Hmm...
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires, ShowerMaxxing and Nazi Germany
@zyzz007 returns @SecularIslamist @Gonthar @ShowerMaxxing @SidharthTheSlayer
 
Get a fucking haircut, lift, read a book, go for a walk through town and make dominant eye contact with any attractive foid and say hello.
 
  • +1
  • JFL
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires and Nazi Germany
Lifefuel? @ElySioNs @the BULL @manletmachinestream @St.TikTokcel @DR. NICKGA
 
How asmongold feels
Literally, this guy writes the way that man thinks. You used to make thorough threads about your reasoned hate for Mr. shekelberg and his compatriots. Now you waffle about stacks of trash like Oscar the grouch

Is bro tweakin?
1729674968402
 
  • JFL
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires and Nazi Germany
Literally, this guy writes the way that man thinks. You used to make thorough threads about your reasoned hate for Mr. shekelberg and his compatriots. Now you waffle about stacks of trash like Oscar the grouch

Is bro tweakin?
View attachment 3253874
Bro has a crazy bday he's like acion

He could be trolling, but I bet it's got some degree of truth

His birthday is actually schizophrenic and similar to hitler no lie (33)

They see way too much shit, notice everything,

That's why some of them are genius. And some off the rocker, some can discern what to see, and use advanced pattern recognition properly

A modern 33:



Schizo but seems potentially very intellegent. Just like OP
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: Nazi Germany and ShowerMaxxing
Bro has a crazy bday he's like acion

He could be trolling, but I bet it's got some degree of truth

His birthday is actually schizophrenic and similar to hitler no lie (33)

They see way too much shit, notice everything,

That's why some of them are genius. And some off the rocker, some can discern what to see, and use advanced pattern recognition properly

A modern 33:



Schizo but seems potentially very intellegent. Just like OP

U sound schizo talking about numerology jfl
 
  • JFL
  • +1
Reactions: BigJimsWornOutTires, Nazi Germany and Gaygymmaxx
Literally, this guy writes the way that man thinks. You used to make thorough threads about your reasoned hate for Mr. shekelberg and his compatriots. Now you waffle about stacks of trash like Oscar the grouch

Is bro tweakin?
View attachment 3253874
That was the first time in Olympic history they allowed guys to wear tight short shorts. When Hitler saw their bulges, he got excited. He imagined rocking on one of those lumps. "That's right Adolf, grind it, baby, grind it."
 
  • JFL
Reactions: ShowerMaxxing and Nazi Germany
The song knows it just a song and cannot escape the CD disc that it is on.
 
  • +1
Reactions: Nazi Germany

Similar threads

WhoTookVendetta
Replies
13
Views
299
Eriot Lodger
Eriot Lodger
Nazi Germany
Replies
11
Views
175
isis_Bleach
isis_Bleach
Nazi Germany
Replies
5
Views
94
Nazi Germany
Nazi Germany
ascension124
Replies
9
Views
238
Zev
Z

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top