i THINK my mom thinks i’m gay and is trying to set me up with her gay friend. (he’s over 34 and im 17)

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pretty much i bought this little plushy that’s pink (got it cuz it was cute nigga i am VERY much into women and have no feelings towards men.)

she was in my room and went to my bed and saw the plushy picked it up and said “who’s is this?”

my brother just looked at me and then so did my mom. she clicks her tongue and made some shitty ass noise like “ah ah ah oh oh oh” basically showing that she has something against it. (she’s very old fashioned and believes in god JFL)

this happened maybe last week. and i told our gc about it.

fast forward to today/now

i just got home from playing football

i come into my room, get on the game yk tryna keep going with my manager career i started earlier… and then i overhear her and her friend (which is a gay man.. he’s also hungrian) he’s a family friends

and he goes “what kinda food does HE like” keep in mind i have 2 other brothers so if he’d been talking ab all of us he’d have said “THEY like” not “HE likes”

and he looked at me when i walked back into the house (he’s doing my moms hair so ofc he wouldn’t have looked cuz he needs to focus.)

now i think my mom has a fucking plan to try and push him onto me to try and get at me to see if i am gay.

keep in mind this man is over 34. and i am 17.

also keep in mind that my mom is a weirdo and to them age isn’t that big of a deal (again JFL fucking OVER)

and now i’m here in the dark cuz i have to clean my fucking ps5 cuz it keeps overheating but the thing i don’t wanna go out to get every i need and see him.

(of course he may just be trying to be nice and all that (he’s never done this before and he’s been around all my life) but at the end of the day this is just what i think and if anything happens i will make a update.)
 
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your moms right dude dont act like i cant see messages inthe roundtable pm dude
 
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pretty much i bought this little plushy that’s pink (got it cuz it was cute nigga i am VERY much into women and have no feelings towards men.)

she was in my room and went to my bed and saw the plushy picked it up and said “who’s is this?”

my brother just looked at me and then so did my mom. she clicks her tongue and made some shitty ass noise like “ah ah ah oh oh oh” basically showing that she has something against it. (she’s very old fashioned and believes in god JFL)

this happened maybe last week. and i told our gc about it.

fast forward to today/now

i just got home from playing football

i come into my room, get on the game yk tryna keep going with my manager career i started earlier… and then i overhear her and her friend (which is a gay man.. he’s also hungrian) he’s a family friends

and he goes “what kinda food does HE like” keep in mind i have 2 other brothers so if he’d been talking ab all of us he’d have said “THEY like” not “HE likes”

and he looked at me when i walked back into the house (he’s doing my moms hair so ofc he wouldn’t have looked cuz he needs to focus.)

now i think my mom has a fucking plan to try and push him onto me to try and get at me to see if i am gay.

keep in mind this man is over 34. and i am 17.

also keep in mind that my mom is a weirdo and to them age isn’t that big of a deal (again JFL fucking OVER)

and now i’m here in the dark cuz i have to clean my fucking ps5 cuz it keeps overheating but the thing i don’t wanna go out to get every i need and see him.


(of course he may just be trying to be nice and all that (he’s never done this before and he’s been around all my life) but at the end of the day this is just what i think and if anything happens i will make a update.)
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Faggot ass nigga
 
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she just wants u to lose your truecel status
 
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No nigga you're just dreaming you fag :ogre:
 
pretty much i bought this little plushy that’s pink (got it cuz it was cute nigga i am VERY much into women and have no feelings towards men.)

she was in my room and went to my bed and saw the plushy picked it up and said “who’s is this?”

my brother just looked at me and then so did my mom. she clicks her tongue and made some shitty ass noise like “ah ah ah oh oh oh” basically showing that she has something against it. (she’s very old fashioned and believes in god JFL)

this happened maybe last week. and i told our gc about it.

fast forward to today/now

i just got home from playing football

i come into my room, get on the game yk tryna keep going with my manager career i started earlier… and then i overhear her and her friend (which is a gay man.. he’s also hungrian) he’s a family friends

and he goes “what kinda food does HE like” keep in mind i have 2 other brothers so if he’d been talking ab all of us he’d have said “THEY like” not “HE likes”

and he looked at me when i walked back into the house (he’s doing my moms hair so ofc he wouldn’t have looked cuz he needs to focus.)

now i think my mom has a fucking plan to try and push him onto me to try and get at me to see if i am gay.

keep in mind this man is over 34. and i am 17.

also keep in mind that my mom is a weirdo and to them age isn’t that big of a deal (again JFL fucking OVER)

and now i’m here in the dark cuz i have to clean my fucking ps5 cuz it keeps overheating but the thing i don’t wanna go out to get every i need and see him.


(of course he may just be trying to be nice and all that (he’s never done this before and he’s been around all my life) but at the end of the day this is just what i think and if anything happens i will make a update.)
ur moms right
 
never even seen you don’t know
who you are stop tryna be funny faggot ass nigga
5k posts acting like the queen of england :lul: go fuck the hole you’ve made in ur little cute plushy
 
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If he’s above mtn let it slide
 
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5k posts acting like the queen of england :lul: go fuck the hole you’ve made in ur little cute plushy
never said i was a big deal dumbass nigga

just said that i’ve never seen you meaning you don’t know anything ab me so don’t be a faggot and use ur head rq
 
wtf gang shes tryna have her lil son get gaped and whimper by a horny ass 35 year old nigga off her now
 
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wtf gang shes tryna have her lil son get gaped and whimper by a horny ass 35 year old nigga off her now
rlly didnt need to go in depth
 
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pretty much i bought this little plushy that’s pink (got it cuz it was cute nigga i am VERY much into women and have no feelings towards men.)

she was in my room and went to my bed and saw the plushy picked it up and said “who’s is this?”

my brother just looked at me and then so did my mom. she clicks her tongue and made some shitty ass noise like “ah ah ah oh oh oh” basically showing that she has something against it. (she’s very old fashioned and believes in god JFL)

this happened maybe last week. and i told our gc about it.

fast forward to today/now

i just got home from playing football

i come into my room, get on the game yk tryna keep going with my manager career i started earlier… and then i overhear her and her friend (which is a gay man.. he’s also hungrian) he’s a family friends

and he goes “what kinda food does HE like” keep in mind i have 2 other brothers so if he’d been talking ab all of us he’d have said “THEY like” not “HE likes”

and he looked at me when i walked back into the house (he’s doing my moms hair so ofc he wouldn’t have looked cuz he needs to focus.)

now i think my mom has a fucking plan to try and push him onto me to try and get at me to see if i am gay.

keep in mind this man is over 34. and i am 17.

also keep in mind that my mom is a weirdo and to them age isn’t that big of a deal (again JFL fucking OVER)

and now i’m here in the dark cuz i have to clean my fucking ps5 cuz it keeps overheating but the thing i don’t wanna go out to get every i need and see him.


(of course he may just be trying to be nice and all that (he’s never done this before and he’s been around all my life) but at the end of the day this is just what i think and if anything happens i will make a update.)
Do you need me to help you buy a wife? Plenty of brothels exist around the world. Look at Ukraine or Syria.
 
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