I think my parents are divorcing lmao

Wait what
1000023800
 
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Muh lets go to sri lanka
Yeah sure brah
Few days l8r
Bro we going to sri?
Nah bro money have to save
Shit bro (evil stare) fine
Evening
Shit brah can I go out with my girlies
Nah bro wtf its 9:30 and why u talking to me like this (actually normal but im a manchild)
Nigger what why
Stupid bitch (rants for 30 minutes actually scary)
Both stupid both sad
We once had laws against Down syndrome people reproducing because of this very expected outcome
 
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We once had laws against Down syndrome people reproducing because of this very expected outcome
I simplified but its pretty close
My father's smart genes passed though me and my lil bro are pretty smart
 
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I simplified but its pretty close
My father's smart genes passed though me and my lil bro are pretty smart
It's a rough patch, it'll pass... as long as they don't have affairs without involving the other
 
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Chose the parent who has more money. Thank me later
It is very important for you to do this. Don’t look who you like more, you probably don’t like neither of them anyway, so at least make sure you are with the parent who can offer you more financially. I chose my poor mother over my wealthy father and trust me, not a day goes by without me cursing myself for it. I had to quit uni and start working some shitty job because my mother couldn’t pay the bills alone, also had to take care of younger siblings financially, my life was basically over, my dreams and goals (destroyed). If I went with my dad, everything would’ve been better, but I chose sympathy over money and ended up with none of them.
 
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It is very important for you to do this. Don’t look who you like more, you probably don’t like neither of them anyway, so at least make sure you are with the parent who can offer you more financially. I chose my poor mother over my wealthy father and trust me, not a day goes by without me cursing myself for it. I had to quit uni and start working some shitty job because my mother couldn’t pay the bills alone, also had to take care of younger siblings financially, my life was basically over, my dreams and goals (destroyed). If I went with my dad, everything would’ve been better, but I chose sympathy over money and ended up with none of them.
I'll probably pass off to uni for free but yeah you are right on this one
(Did read)
I hope my mother doesn't sue to win me though
 
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Both 40 yo and divorcing over stupid shit what kind of manchildren
Piss me off cuz I don't really enjoy living with either nor do I want to stay with any
Brutal
 
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I'll probably pass off to uni for free
I had to work in order to help her out financially with the bills and the insurance for my little siblings, so I had to quit. It would be similar for you if you get with the poorer parent
 
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I had to work in order to help her out financially with the bills and the insurance for my little siblings, so I had to quit. It would be similar for you if you get with the poorer parent
Youre right
 
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Both 40 yo and divorcing over stupid shit what kind of manchildren
Piss me off cuz I don't really enjoy living with either nor do I want to stay with any
it hapepned to me too
 
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sorry to hear that bhai
dont rope :hnghn:
 
Wishing you the best, son.

It seems like you mentioned not being from the West in an earlier reply. Then the divorce rates probably aren't that bad.

The only solution is to MOG your parents somehow, like financially having them beholden to you. Then you can dictate to them what behaviors are acceptable. Far out option and maybe just too far out of a hope, though :)
 
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We have the highest divorce rates in the world :lul:
Ty though bro, I have to control.
Wishing you the best, son.

It seems like you mentioned not being from the West in an earlier reply. Then the divorce rates probably aren't that bad.

The only solution is to MOG your parents somehow, like financially having them beholden to you. Then you can dictate to them what behaviors are acceptable. Far out option and maybe just too far out of a hope, though :)
 
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