I think the Feds are looking for me or am I schizo? Help me explain wtf just happened to me today.

[bananabrick]

Many people write their criminal plans and criminal intent in these forums, so it's easy cases for the police and FBI. Any one who gives advice to those people is guilty of criminal conspiracy as well.

The standard is once they take down a criminal, they take over that criminals account to find more criminals.

nah I put (in GTA5) in my signature so I'm good right?

 

[valentine]

Many people write their criminal plans and criminal intent in these forums, so it's easy cases for the police and FBI. Any one who gives advice to those people is guilty of criminal conspiracy as well.

The standard is once they take down a criminal, they take over that criminals account to find more criminals.

mfs will just say the craziest shit on here for no reason

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

"Look at him, he's the incel from .org! Yea his name is JJ and he likes CP porn"

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Glazing and self-glazing

Well after all, id only ever glaze if it applies to myself

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

mfs will just say the craziest shit on here for no reason

Me

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

@gookcelriceR bro could be that jb heaven thread I made few months ago, that got deleted and I was temp banned.
@wsada @Kaari @3links2 @greycel

 

[valentine]

Me

i mean people here will post their face then make a thread asking for advice on how to stop asshole bleeding with pictures included like come on man...

 

[3links2]

mfs will just say the craziest shit on here for no reason

It's an infringement on freedom of speech because conspiracy to commit crime often has plausible deniability to be just a joke unless they act on it
Not saying it's right or wrong but if you're going to post edgy stuff on here then atleast learn the basics of opsec

 

[R@m@]

If any fed is reading this I want to inform you the real enemy are the jews and not the poor fella @itzyaboyJJ

 

[gookcelriceR]

i mean people here will post their face then make a thread asking for advice on how to stop asshole bleeding with pictures included like come on man...

And you're a weird faggot that thinks being skinny and anorexic is life
I still like you though, don't take it personal

 

[bananabrick]

Edward Snowden tried to warn us, and that was 10 years ago. I can only imagine the extent the glowies are raping our privacy today.

 

[gookcelriceR]

Edward Snowden

Who?

 

[valentine]

And you're a weird faggot that thinks being skinny and anorexic is life
I still like you though, don't take it personal

? i literally always spread good vibes and talk about the importance of body positivity...

 

[R@m@]

mfs will just say the craziest shit on here for no reason

Until shit gets serious and they stop, then they come back to saying shit again shit gets serious again

The cycle repeats until they end up locked up with 100 bbcs

 

[gookcelriceR]

? i literally always spread good vibes and talk about the importance of body positivity...

I'm saying you like really skinny bodies (including men, which I find weird)
Not saying you're a meanie

 

[gookcelriceR]

until they end up locked up with 100 bbcs

Is that bad or something?

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

@ey88 @notsocommonthumb @The Dark Phoenix @MoggerGaston @got.daim

 

[R@m@]

Is that bad or something?

Its badg

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I give you a little recognition and respect and now you bark as if I owe it to you... why is that, little man? shall I pity or mock?

Whoa. Deep.

 

[valentine]

I'm saying you like really skinny bodies (including men, which I find weird)
Not saying you're a meanie

jk fuck fat "people"

 

[3links2]

The feds can never find my alts

Jk I don't have any

Or do i

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

The feds can never find my alts

Jk I don't have any

Or do i

Do I dnr there threads

 

[3links2]

Do I dnr there threads, also say in Minecraft next time so mods don’t ban u .

In minecraft

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

The feds can never find my alts

Jk I don't have any

Or do i

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

 

[gookcelriceR]

The feds can never find my alts

Jk I don't have any

Or do i

If you make an alt you should name it @BIGasiancktrfs

 

[bananabrick]

Who?

NSA anaylst who exposed domestic government surveillance. tldr; complete and utter destruction of the 4th amendment

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

@3links2

 

[jjjhhhh]

Kys nigger, this isn’t funny, why can’t yall take shit seriously.

Schizo rage

 

[cooldude1231]

Nah it happens I would get followed by black suv's and I would start hopping fences but they would just keep appearing minutes later and slowing down and looking at me, they would be parked outside my house all the time I never saw anyone though, it was always tinted

It was distinct SUVS those used by Police and Surveillance

Really? I dont feel like youve posted anything stalkworthy

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Schizo rage

negative rep cel ramblings kys dog

 

[gookcelriceR]

Schizo rage

Hold on...
The greycel spoke!

 

[mogtivism]

This is literally some @Vermilioncore type shit situation

Literally typing this while I take a shit, I was a at large grocery store with my parents, they was doing shopping while I was at the food court eating and using .org, this was the thread and what I was posting at the time

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So while I was using org posting on this thread, this tall really pale fucker wearing a black suit with sunglasses is standing behind me trying to look at my phone, imagine something like this pic but paler with sun glasses
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I notice him in the reflection when I turned around he didn’t say anything and just pointed at the table and then walked away a few tables from where I was sitting at to sit there, few minutes go by and another guy not as tall or pale but with suit and glasses is trying to look at my phone, I quickly close .org turn around and ask him “is there a problem?” He smiles and turns away, looks at the other dude who’s sitting a the table across me and he gets up and they walk out the fucking store together simultaneously, YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP! I was shaking just waiting for my parents to finish shopping, they come and we leave I did not tell them about what happened, holy shit all those bait JB threads I’ve made are catching up to me fuck idk what to do, SWEAR ON MY DEAD GRANDPARENTS (may they rest in peace) THIS ISNT TALES, idc if u don’t read or dnr this don’t blame you but NO tales from sir lanka or from Mumbai or from Canada or Somalia or Russia or take your meds nigga shit talk.

@nathan @cobicado901 @greycel @gookcelriceR

Well, you do something illegal and was it particularly bad?

 

[Bug]

Really? I dont feel like youve posted anything stalkworthy

I used other Incels forum's too that are now banned and deleted

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Well, you do something illegal and was it particularly bad?

No I haven’t bro swear on my life, said that already just jb funny bait threads .

 

[3links2]

Also this is why I won't be doing any irl meetups unless it's via a fresh clean 2.0 account
Too many feds

 

[VV62]

Probably someone trying to recruit you to join a cult or humanoid creatures

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Also this is why I won't be doing any irl meetups unless it's via a fresh clean 2.0 account
Too many feds

Would you meet up with me bby ?

 

[bananabrick]

Also this is why I won't be doing any irl meetups unless it's via a fresh clean 2.0 account
Too many feds

if they wanted you, they'd come to you

 

[3links2]

Would you meet up with me bby ?

 

[jjjhhhh]

Hold on...
The greycel spoke!

 

[3links2]

if they wanted you, they'd come to you

I'm not a threat but I don't want to be identified either

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

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@FBl

 

[97baHater]

This is literally some @Vermilioncore type shit situation

Literally typing this while I take a shit, I was a at large grocery store with my parents, they was doing shopping while I was at the food court eating and using .org, this was the thread and what I was posting at the time

View attachment 3419314
So while I was using org posting on this thread, this tall really pale fucker wearing a black suit with sunglasses is standing behind me trying to look at my phone, imagine something like this pic but paler with sun glasses
View attachment 3419325
I notice him in the reflection when I turned around he didn’t say anything and just pointed at the table and then walked away a few tables from where I was sitting at to sit there, few minutes go by and another guy not as tall or pale but with suit and glasses is trying to look at my phone, I quickly close .org turn around and ask him “is there a problem?” He smiles and turns away, looks at the other dude who’s sitting a the table across me and he gets up and they walk out the fucking store together simultaneously, YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP! I was shaking just waiting for my parents to finish shopping, they come and we leave I did not tell them about what happened, holy shit all those bait JB threads I’ve made are catching up to me fuck idk what to do, SWEAR ON MY DEAD GRANDPARENTS (may they rest in peace) THIS ISNT TALES, idc if u don’t read or dnr this don’t blame you but NO tales from sir lanka or from Mumbai or from Canada or Somalia or Russia or take your meds nigga shit talk.

@nathan @cobicado901 @greycel @gookcelriceR

I’m extremely skeptical and usually don’t believe nun, but imma try to believe you. In which country do you live in?

 

[mogtivism]

No I haven’t bro swear on my life, said that already just jb funny bait threads .

So you never did nothing illegal, just trolled online?

 

[Bipolar Vamp6ix]

This is literally some @Vermilioncore type shit situation

Literally typing this while I take a shit, I was a at large grocery store with my parents, they was doing shopping while I was at the food court eating and using .org, this was the thread and what I was posting at the time

View attachment 3419314
So while I was using org posting on this thread, this tall really pale fucker wearing a black suit with sunglasses is standing behind me trying to look at my phone, imagine something like this pic but paler with sun glasses
View attachment 3419325
I notice him in the reflection when I turned around he didn’t say anything and just pointed at the table and then walked away a few tables from where I was sitting at to sit there, few minutes go by and another guy not as tall or pale but with suit and glasses is trying to look at my phone, I quickly close .org turn around and ask him “is there a problem?” He smiles and turns away, looks at the other dude who’s sitting a the table across me and he gets up and they walk out the fucking store together simultaneously, YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP! I was shaking just waiting for my parents to finish shopping, they come and we leave I did not tell them about what happened, holy shit all those bait JB threads I’ve made are catching up to me fuck idk what to do, SWEAR ON MY DEAD GRANDPARENTS (may they rest in peace) THIS ISNT TALES, idc if u don’t read or dnr this don’t blame you but NO tales from sir lanka or from Mumbai or from Canada or Somalia or Russia or take your meds nigga shit talk.

@nathan @cobicado901 @greycel @gookcelriceR

Start lookin over youre shoulder bud...or youll end up like bin laden

 

[gookcelriceR]

Also this is why I won't be doing any irl meetups unless it's via a fresh clean 2.0 account
Too many feds

It's actually cagefuel to think that two users meeting could potentially be two criminals meeting, in the eyes of FBI.
Like Mike Ehrmantraut and Walter White

 

[VV62]

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

I’m extremely skeptical and usually don’t believe nun, but imma try to believe you. In which country do you live in?

Ik this some crazy shit schizophrenia tier story but it’s real bro, also I live on earth.

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

So you never did nothing illegal, just trolled online?

Precisely