I told a liberal Christian girl that Jesus would slap her

[.*my*.]

When I told her that the devil worked through the woman she called me sexist. I told her that Jesus would slap her for using these radical female words. She
said" you really think GOD WOULD SLAP ME?" I said "if you're wrong yeah".

I swear these modern Christians are so soft JFL

 

[.*my*.]

 

[Vermilioncore]

I miss the days when evildoers were burnt at the stake and stoned to death. Back when Christians had balls

 

[Deleted member 18694]

Most Christians won't even make it into paradise tbh.