I told my coworkers that I have a girlfriend. How to get away with this?

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

How do I get away with it without getting caught?

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

How do I get away with it without getting caught?

Tell them you got a trad cath waifu and she loves you inshallah shiek Aquinas would be proud allhamdullah

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

Tell them you got a trad cath waifu and she loves you inshallah shiek Aquinas would be proud allhamdullah

I am trying to figure out how to get away with it without them finding out the truth.

 

[Neucher]

get an escort

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

get an escort

I do, very often.
I can't see how would that help with this situation, I mean I can't present her as my gf, it would be too obvious.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I am trying to figure out how to get away with it without them finding out the truth.

Tell them you have a nice Catholic girl who wants you at home and she’s a trad girl who cooks cleans etc and thus doesn’t wanna be seen in public because she’s so chaste and blessed

 

[Neucher]

I do, very often.
I can't see how would that help with this situation, I mean I can't present her as my gf, it would be too obvious.

a non sexual one

 

[Indracelly]

pretend that there was a breakup and you don’t want to talk about it

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

Tell them you have a nice Catholic girl who wants you at home and she’s a trad girl who cooks cleans etc and thus doesn’t wanna be seen in public because she’s so chaste and blessed

This actually sounds like a good idea.
To tell them I have a girlfriend from a good familly, who dosen't have instagram or tik tok or any other masonic anglosaxon platforms.
Still, I think they would find out eventually, you can't keep things like that secret for very long.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

This actually sounds like a good idea.
To tell them I have a girlfriend from a good familly, who dosen't have instagram or tik tok or any other masonic anglosaxon platforms.
Still, I think they would find out eventually, you can't keep things like that secret for very long.

Nar they won’t tbh just say she’s very shy and is a housewife who doesn’t get out much she’s very nice and man but likes to keep her husbands or boyfriends affairs between himself and she doesn’t like to encroach and vice versa you two have a relationship of full mutual trust


See orthodox badboys have great advice

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

My boss asked me to show pictures of my girlfriend.
This is getting out of hand, I don't know for how long I will be able to keep this up.

 

[HimmyButlerV2]

Just say things aren’t going well and you don’t want to talk about her

 

[XtrovertNTnormalfag]

Just say things aren’t going well and you don’t want to talk about her

This is the probably the only realistic way to get out of this situation.
There is no way I can larp about having a girlfriend who is somehow absent from my huge social media with over 2000 friends on face book and active social life.