I told my mom i wanna fuck her

[Underdog9494]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

 

[marshadow]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

This is not cool or funny. Stop posting reddit copypastas its fucking annoying, cringe, and gay. Please.

 

[Underdog9494]

This is not cool or funny. Stop posting reddit copypastas its fucking annoying, cringe, and gay. Please.

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

 

[marshadow]

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

This is not the way.

 

[Underdog9494]

This is not the way.

I'm too lazy

 

[Deleted member 112124]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

most normal redit story

 

[LTNUser]

Not Chad

 

[JohnDoe]

These fantasies you're having are not healthy. Take your meds.

 

[incel-at-heart]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

For a moment I wasn't sure whether this was copypasta at all

 

[Iblamelife08]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

Alright nigga get back on your cage

 

[Deleted member 118164]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

yea im not getting implied in this

 

[secrecyT]

 

[castizo_ascender]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

god i don't care if this is a fucking copypasta or tales from the designated shitting streets of rudraprayag. this is just disgusting nigger.

 

[castizo_ascender]

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

maybe if you stopped posting the same goyslop tier threads your ratio (which is alr high jfl) will get better.

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

this is not happend if it happend you will suffer at the hell you gross animal

 

[Betterthanher]

you expect people to actually rep your story by posting shit like this? this is one of the worst fucking ways you could think of

 

[ascensionneeeded]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

you are super weird, motherfucker

 

[Underdog9494]

you expect people to actually rep your story by posting shit like this? this is one of the worst fucking ways you could think of

21 reps just from here

 

[Betterthanher]

21 reps just from here

from pity you moron

 

[fah]

Kys

 

[ngannou]

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

 

[snowbunnypolice]

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

NGANNOU

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

High T

 

[Bars]

I'm your mom

 

[greytard]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

stop copypasting from reddit u faggot

 

[acidonmyface]

god i don't care if this is a fucking copypasta or tales from the designated shitting streets of rudraprayag. this is just disgusting nigger.

Nigga 2023 used to be full of threads of how to fuck your sister or some other family member

 

[Neucher]

 

[Underdog9494]

Nigga 2023 used to be full of threads of how to fuck your sister or some other family member

Uh oh

 

[castizo_ascender]

Nigga 2023 used to be full of threads of how to fuck your sister or some other family member

True in 2023 we had threads like this

I had a dream about BBC breaking into my room and rape me

In my dream i was sleeping on my bed and relaxing in a third world perspective. Then all of a sudden i hear my door shatter! "My God!" I screamed as i was in a state of shock. What came into my room was nothing but a horror show. A 6'8 muscular BBC looks at me with his tattoos thug maxxed face...

looksmax.org

 

[Gooningdemo23]

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