I told my mom i wanna fuck her

[Underdog9494]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

 

[marshadow]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

This is not cool or funny. Stop posting reddit copypastas its fucking annoying, cringe, and gay. Please.

 

[Underdog9494]

This is not cool or funny. Stop posting reddit copypastas its fucking annoying, cringe, and gay. Please.

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

 

[marshadow]

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

This is not the way.

 

[Underdog9494]

This is not the way.

I'm too lazy

 

[bsabsa777]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

most normal redit story

 

[LTNUser]

Not Chad

 

[JohnDoe]

These fantasies you're having are not healthy. Take your meds.

 

[incel-at-heart]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

For a moment I wasn't sure whether this was copypasta at all

 

[Iblamelife08]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

Alright nigga get back on your cage

 

[voluptuousness]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

yea im not getting implied in this

 

[secrecyT]

 

[castizo_ascender]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

god i don't care if this is a fucking copypasta or tales from the designated shitting streets of rudraprayag. this is just disgusting nigger.

 

[castizo_ascender]

I need reps my post to rep is below 2

maybe if you stopped posting the same goyslop tier threads your ratio (which is alr high jfl) will get better.

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

this is not happend if it happend you will suffer at the hell you gross animal

 

[Betterthanher]

you expect people to actually rep your story by posting shit like this? this is one of the worst fucking ways you could think of

 

[ascensionneeeded]

I told my mom I wanna fuck her!

So I came home from swim practice and mom was in the kitchen and she asked me if everything was ok cos I’ve been a little off the last few days, which I guess I have and I apologized for it. She said I could tell her anything and she’d always love me. I asked her “Anything?” And she said yeah anything and sat on the counter stool and asked me to talk to her so I did.

I started at the beginning, about how incredible she is, how much I respect her and love her and then went on to explain that I really love her, how I wank over her, thinking about us a sharing a bed and making love. She was shocked to begin with and we just sat in silence for a bit. She thanked me for my honesty and said she was flattered red and it’s natural for boys to wank over the women they know and it’s a phase a new woman or man will fill my thoughts soon. I told her it wasn’t a phase and I’ve been wanking over her for years and that I was rock hard just thinking about us making love. She was like “You’re hard now?” And I said yeah and stood up and showed her my tent and asked her if she wanted to see. I got scared that she’d say no so before she could answer I took my cock out. I know that’s wrong and I apologized afterwards but I panicked. She said “wow” like she likes my cock enough that it made her wow.

Basically she’s asked for a few days to think about things. I’ve had years to think about what I want and said it’s only fair she gives it some thought. That its not a yes but it’s also not a no. She gave me a cuddle and kissed me on the lips (it was longer than it normally was) and told me to go and sort my wood out. I joked “you not coming to help?” And she said “not today”

So now I just wait. It’s all out there now and I can relax knowing she knows the truth.

you are super weird, motherfucker

 

[Underdog9494]

you expect people to actually rep your story by posting shit like this? this is one of the worst fucking ways you could think of

21 reps just from here

 

[Betterthanher]

21 reps just from here

from pity you moron

 

[fah]

Kys

 

[ngannou]

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

 

[snowbunnypolice]

Repent and believe in Jesus Christ

NGANNOU

 

[kyphoscoliosis]

High T

 

[Bars]

I'm your mom