I took 300mg Benadryl, and The Hatman tried to suck my dick

[Copeamongcopers]

I took 300mgs of DPH when my parents were out of town, because I had nothing better to do other than play Bully on Xbox. After a couple of hours whilst listening to the Dead Kennedys, The Hatman walked into my room looking mad thic. He had on thigh highs, and cat ear headphones, and was trying to rub against my bulge. I was so scarred I began pissing, and cumming everywhere. He tried to grab my cock, but then I slapped that hoe with The Bible, and he began hitting the griddy out of pure rage. I was so scared I began phasing in, and out of reality. I then woke up in the basement of El Salvadoran Cartel Leader Rickolas Nicholas, with my kidneys gone.


Scariest day of my life.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Sorry man, I’ll wear a dress next time.

 

[Pento]

Why does he need a hat is he norwooding