I took some pictures with salludon (GTFIH)

[ascendedd]

We look like brothers. I am prettyboy brother and he is older masc brother. It looks like we are in a movie, i am the bad guy who does street racing while salludon is a police man who got his lover killed by me. So he is depressed and wants to chase me down.

Do you guys think foids will love this story? Will they simp for me or for salludon more?

 

[ascendedd]

@Xangsane @SurgeryEnjoyer @TRUE_CEL @soldier_puzzle662 @Banasura @Grel Hellscream @apemaxxed

 

[Xangsane]

We look like brothers. I am prettyboy brother and he is older masc brother. It looks like we are in a movie, i am the bad guy who does street racing while salludon is a police man who got his lover killed by me. So he is depressed and wants to chase me down.

Do you guys think foids will love this story? Will they simp for me or for salludon more?
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Remini

 

[Deleted member 24770]

@Xangsane @SurgeryEnjoyer @TRUE_CEL @soldier_puzzle662 @Banasura @Grel Hellscream @apemaxxed

Salludon because muh poor depressed charismatic chad

 

[ascendedd]

Remini

No its real

Salludon because muh poor depressed charismatic chad

Girls like depressed men who are broken. They will hate me cuz i am a bad boy who killed his lover while street racing

 

[Deleted member 23558]

We look like brothers. I am prettyboy brother and he is older masc brother. It looks like we are in a movie, i am the bad guy who does street racing while salludon is a police man who got his lover killed by me. So he is depressed and wants to chase me down.

Do you guys think foids will love this story? Will they simp for me or for salludon more?
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Yo how’s you do this bro can you make a guide

 

[chrisN]

Look like Bollywood actors

 

[ascendedd]

Yo how’s you do this bro can you make a guide

I asked @blatonslatt to make these

Look like Bollywood actors

Do u think foids will love our story. Will they simp for salludon more cuz he is depressed and lost his lover

 

[Deleted member 24770]

No its real

Girls like depressed men who are broken. They will hate me cuz i am a bad boy who killed his lover while street racing

Yes they will hate u but they dont like depressed dudes at all jfl

 

[chrisN]

I asked @blatonslatt to make these

Do u think foids will love our story. Will they simp for salludon more cuz he is depressed and lost his lover

You should both unironically apply to be Bollywood actors you mog most of them anyway

 

[PLA1092]

Autism. Are you paki

 

[ascendedd]

You should both unironically apply to be Bollywood actors you mog most of them anyway

Bollywood isnt my cup of tea, i dont even watch their movies

 

[ascendedd]

Autism. Are you paki

Afghan

 

[Deleted member 30552]

hot swarthy men (a bit homo)

 

[PLA1092]

Afghan

Kill yourself bitch

 

[Deleted member 30461]

I thought this was going to be another shitpost thread but this is kino
I'd watch this, you both can make it in Bollywood

 

[ascendedd]

I thought this was going to be another shitpost thread but this is kino
I'd watch this, you both can make it in Bollywood

Do u think girls will feel sympathy for salludon

 

[Deleted member 30461]

Do u think girls will feel sympathy for salludon

Depends on age
Older women will want you dead and hope Sallubhai finds you
Younger women would consider you the curry Cameron Herrin

 

[lelouch]

bollywood blockbuster

 

[Gengar]

We look like brothers. I am prettyboy brother and he is older masc brother. It looks like we are in a movie, i am the bad guy who does street racing while salludon is a police man who got his lover killed by me. So he is depressed and wants to chase me down.

Do you guys think foids will love this story? Will they simp for me or for salludon more?
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They’ll root for both.

 

[Gengar]

Kill yourself bitch

Why the hate?

 

[Interested]

This would probably do well in certain countries, no doubt. I would even watch it too, to cage and ease my depression.

btw I honestly think this ai made you have more appeal than salludons ai image

 

[Aypo129]

Where would @inferiorpispot234 fit in this situation bhai

 

[Interested]

"Starring: ascendedd, and none other than the great curry psl hope: Salludon himself, in a Bollywood action drama: The Curry Slayers. Now in theaters"

 

[ascendedd]

Where would @inferiorpispot234 fit in this situation bhai

He would work as an undercover agent for Salludon. He will expose my position to him and salludon will finally kill me in end due to him

"Starring: ascendedd, and none other than the great curry psl hope: Salludon himself, in an action drama: The Curry Slayers. Now in Bollywood"

Thats too retarded and autistic name

 

[Interested]

Thats too retarded and autistic name

nigga did you even look at the ai images?

 

[ascendedd]

nigga did you even look at the ai images yourself?

Why tf would i name a cool ahh movie "curry slayers"

A good name would be "battle of ascendeds"

 

[Interested]

Why tf would i name a cool ahh movie "curry slayers"

A good name would be "battle of ascendeds"

"battle of ascendeds" yeah good luck selling tickets with that name

 

[ascendedd]

"battle of ascendeds" yeah good luck selling tickets with that name

BUT WHO WOULD BUY TICKETS NAMED "CURRY SLAYERS"

 

[Interested]

BUT WHO WOULD BUY TICKETS NAMED "CURRY SLAYERS"

.org users, such as myself

 

[Aypo129]

He would work as an undercover agent for Salludon. He will expose my position to him and salludon will finally kill me in end due to him

"Did you do it?"

"Yes"

"What did it cost?"

"My 3000 karma wholesome reddit account"

"Mogs."

THE END

@BrahminBoss @SwoleChad69 @RAMU KAKA
@SidharthTheSlayer

 

[Deleted member 30461]

"Mogs."

This pic of him always makes me cage

 

[Supreme]

This is the funniest shit i’ve seen on this site mirin creativity OP

 

[Deleted member 28610]

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"Did you do it?"

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"Yes"

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"What did it cost?"

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"My 3000 karma wholesome reddit account"

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"Mogs."

THE END

@BrahminBoss @SwoleChad69 @RAMU KAKA
@SidharthTheSlayer

mfw vhite garl from britishers finally responds to my dms of me begging to see bobs and vagene :

 

[ascendedd]

This is the funniest shit i’ve seen on this site mirin creativity OP

Thanks but it was supposed to be sad

 

[Supreme]

In Karachi, Kabul and Mumbai Cinemas, January 1st 2025

 

[PLA1092]

Why the hate?

Afghans have a superiority complex towards us. They also claim half of pakistan and its population as their own for no fucking reason jfl.

 

[Gengar]

Afghans have a superiority complex towards us. They also claim half of pakistan and its population as their own for no fucking reason jfl.

That’s true. But Afghan Tajiks are cool. Hazaras also.

 

[Napoleon1800]

The Mumbai Brothers

 

[Ranjeet Dipshit]

Salludon looks like Arnold

 

[lilxder2]

Prettyboy is just a copeword for lack of dimorphism