I treat jobs like sluts. I always have a job as a booty call just in case

[Vermilioncore]

Right now I’m cheating on my job with another job.

I told the job that I’m in surgery and won’t be in for two weeks. This gave me the opportunity to get a different job for a quickie. I am making a weeks worth of good pay while winging it and pretending I know shit. and then going back to the other job.

Ah, all I do is win.

 

[thereallegend]

All you do is lose man you’re out of money man go get a job man come on

 

[Vermilioncore]

All you do is lose man you’re out of money man go get a job man come on

Tomorrow I’m working at a retirement home doing dishes

 

[thereallegend]

Tomorrow I’m working at a retirement home doing dishes

Do your job well man make that money

 

[Vermilioncore]

Do your job well man make that money

I will. I’m gonna do a good job. Won’t take a break won’t do shit but work

 

[thereallegend]

I will. I’m gonna do a good job. Won’t take a break won’t do shit but work

Take whatever breaks they give you

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Take whatever breaks they give you

Holy kys