I tried to hang myself three times this summer. I failed every time

[keystrokes]

whats up dude?

 

[Deleted member 110319]

whats up dude?

Still hanging on.

 

[PrettyLights]

Still hanging on.

are we deadass ?

 

[PrettyLights]

damn. not even hell wants your ass

 

[Deleted member 245103]

I tried to do the partial suspension method like robin williams where you tie the ligature around your upper neck near the carotid arteries and lean forward. I tied it really tight too. I definitely felt my head filling with blood and my head pounding. I basically hung there for almost 40 minutes but I didn’t even lose consciousness.

My face was a dark purple color afterwards so I know it was tight and I was cutting off circulation. But for some stupid fucking reason I’m still here. I just can’t die. So instead I have to suffer through life

sign from the repitillian overseers that you need to produce more energy in your lifetime before you can reincarnate. get to work

 

[Deleted member 110319]

are we deadass ?

Yes I’m still alive

 

[Deleted member 121340]

Develop an unhealthy yet productive hobby. If you hate life, why not? Become a long-distance runner or something.

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Partial suspension is a meme method and is for ****************** pussies

Off topic but doki doki lit is peak.

 

[Deleted member 110319]

sign from the repitillian overseers that you need to produce more energy in your lifetime before you can reincarnate. get to work

Why do they insist on torturing me more than others. Why do I have to be tormented

 

[surgerymaxxingsoon]

Yes I’m still alive

I know you get this a lot, but it genuinely isn’t worth it, bro. Dont end it.

 

[bantheundead]

Well what do you mean by “what kind of subhuman am I?” I’m a 26 year old khhv who can’t hold down a job and gets bullied everywhere he goes. I never should have been born but I can die

why not instead lf kys try to treat everyone a bit worse then they treat you? why waste ur only life if u can make it fun

 

[Deleted member 110319]

why not instead lf kys try to treat everyone a bit worse then they treat you? why waste ur only life if u can make it fun

Because I’m not intimidating. They would clap back hatder

 

[bantheundead]

Because I’m not intimidating. They would clap back hatder

so what ur missing the point, if u want to kya u have nothing to lose and that also means that nothings holding you back

 

[hauntohalic]

theres nothing fun in hell and ur gonna have to live through it forever so just live life normally repent and get to live in heaven afterwards well thats if christianity is true if not i guess u just wasted ur time